Flailing Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley is steadfast in her sardonic assertion that Joe Biden will die if given a second term.
On Thursday, she took her desperate trolling to another level, posting a photo of a signed document pledging she’ll support the Republican nominee (which almost certainly won’t be her). The doc is called the “Beat Biden” pledge, but the ex-South Carolina governor made an amendment.
She crossed out Biden’s name, and subbed in “President Harris.”
Because he’s going to die! Get it?! Har, har, har.
This is gross
— Jen (@KyWildcats712) August 10, 2023
Harris? Is this like pandering to the conspiracy parts of the party?
— therealTimManning (@timjmanningjr) August 10, 2023
So, Kamala Harris is gonna be president? Sweet.
— kurt dieckmann (@bloojax) August 10, 2023
Lookout fellas, the 3.5%er is taking a stand
— Steve Flynn (@lbion) August 10, 2023
It’s been a woeful campaign for Haley, who’s polling in the low single digits in Iowa and New Hampshire, despite canvassing both states for months. A New York Times/Siena poll pegs her support at 3%, tied with Mike Pence and South Carolina senator Tim Scott.
This week, the NYT ran a big feature story outlining her struggles to stay competitive in the GOP primary–never a good sign.
“The former South Carolina governor is campaigning at a grueling pace, but polling suggests that so far, Republican voters aren’t flocking to her,” the article reads.
No sh*t!
Haley, who used to position herself as a more traditional Republican, has been desperately trying to win over the MAGA portion of the party. She’s pulled out all the stops: transphobia, championing a nationwide abortion ban, posting a ridiculous gun-toting photo.
Nothing has worked!
Got to get those NRA donations in early before her campaign crashes and burns.
— Claire Armstrong (@Claireabelle___) April 29, 2023
Since Haley served as Donald Trump‘s United Nations Ambassador, she’s tried to differentiate herself from her former boss without criticizing him. That’s led to a muddled message, and criticism from rival Chris Christie.
“Nikki, it’s OK,” he said. “Say his name. It’s all right.”
While Haley is unwilling to directly combat Trump, she’s not afraid to demonize marginalized people. One of her lowest moments occurred earlier this summer, when she suggested at a town hall that transgender kids are spurring an increase in suicidal ideation among teenage girls.
That hateful rhetoric didn’t increase her poll numbers either.
Stuck at a dead end, Haley appears to leaning back into her argument that Republicans are really running against Kamala Harris due to Biden’s advanced age of 80 years old.
Interestingly, Haley doesn’t mention Trump’s name when she brings up this argument. He will be 78 next year, which would actually make him the oldest person ever elected president if Biden doesn’t win re-election.
Much like her campaign, Haley’s message is deeply flawed and utterly pointless. You know it’s sad when a presidential candidate is counting on retweets to serve as endorsements.
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Fahd
She´s an amoral careerist without any political base whatsoever. She makes my skin crawl, so I could go on heaping criticism, but I´ll leave it at that. Her campaign for Vice President isn´t going well at all…maybe there is a God.
Btw, Alex Reimer is the best thing about Queerty right now. What a step up! Enjoy it while he´s here.
still_onthemark
She’s past her prime!
Brian
This has nothing to do with her age. She’s just an awful person at her core.
abfab
She’s dull as old dishwater. Nikki Miss Goodie Two-Shoes. Empty headed, stuck in the past, republican. A TROLLETTE!
dbmcvey
What a truly feckless person. She has no chance at the Presidency, and I would much rather have President Kamala Harris than any of these miscreants running for the Republican nomination.
PubisHairus
It’s like they’re unintentionally manifesting it! I love it.
abfab
KAMALA would be wonderful in the Oval Office.
ZzBomb
These pledges are about as stupid as their “purity” tests they gave each other during the Obama era. They just can’t break out of their group think.
Brian
This woman should never have been the ambassador to the United Nations — a body that is defined by its clashing languages and cultures. She’s just not able to come up with reasonable arguments for things. How many other insane things did she say to foreign dignitaries? How many countries has she offended? How has she tarnished our relations?
abfab
And why did she need such a large budget for her tacky NYC condo? Hideous.