SIZEMORE, SIZE QUEEN

Nude Selfie-Taking MLB Star Grady Sizemore Signs With The Red Sox

grady-sizemore-nakedListen up, sports fan(s)! It has been reported that pro baseball outfielder Grady Sizemore has come to an agreement with the Red Sox after passing on a deal from the Reds. The one-year Major League deal will reportedly earn this beautiful man $750,000 plus an additional $5.25 million in incentives.

We don’t know much about all that (we’re not fluent in sports), but we sure hope he spends some of that new cash on a professional camera and possibly a new webcam. After all, this is the same Grady Sizemore that enjoyed a bit of internet fame back in 2009 when an email hacker started sharing some of his more risqué selfies online.

Not necessarily recent, but relevant nonetheless. Celebrity peen never goes out of style, and with the news of a new contract comes new interest in Grady Sizemore’s impressive half-naked body hiding behind a coffee cup.

You’re welcome, everybody.

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And FYI, he’s pretty hot with his clothes on too:

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[h/t Wicked Gay Blog]