TOSSING COOKIES

Nutbag IN Politician Says Girl Scouts “Radicalized,” Indoctrinate Abortion And Homosexuality

Taking time away from punching moms and smashing apple pies, Indiana State Rep. Bob Morris has gone after the Girl Scouts, calling them “a radicalized organization” and refusing to sign a proclamation celebrating the group’s 100th anniversary.

In a letter to the Indiana Republican Caucus dated February 18, Morris claimed the Scouts were basically the recruiting branch of Planned Parenthood, which of course is nothing but an abortion factory:

This past week I was asked to sign a House Resolution recognizing the 100th Anniversary of Girl Scouts of America. After talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of web-based research, and what I found is disturbing. The Girl Scouts of America and their worldwide partner, World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts (WAGGGS), have entered into a close strategic affiliation with Planned Parenthood. You will not find evidence of this on the GSA/WAGGGS website—in fact, the websites of these two organizations explicitly deny funding Planned Parenthood.

Nonetheless, abundant evidence proves that the agenda of Planned Parenthood includes sexualizing young girls through the Girl Scouts, which is quickly becoming a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood instructional series and pamphlets are part of the core curriculum at GSA training seminars. Denver Auxiliary Bishop James D. Conley of Denver last year warned parents that “membership in the Girl Scouts could carry the danger of making their daughters more receptive to the pro-abortion agenda.”

A Girl Scouts of America training program last year used the Planned Parenthood sex education pamphlet “Happy, Healthy, and Hot.” The pamphlet instructs young girls not to think of sex as “just about vaginal or anal intercourse.” “There is no right or wrong way to have sex. Just have fun, explore and be yourself!” it states. Although individual Girl Scout troops are not forced to follow this curriculum, many do. Liberal progressive troop-leaders will indoctrinate the girls in their troop according to the principles of Planned Parenthood, making Bishop Conley’s warning true.

Many parents are abandoning the Girl Scouts because they promote homosexual lifestyles. In fact, the Girl Scouts education seminar girls are directed to study the example of role models. Of the fifty role models listed, only three have a briefly-mentioned religious background – all the rest are feminists, lesbians, or Communists. World Net Daily, in a May 2009 article, states that Girl Scout Troops are no longer allowed to pray or sing traditional Christmas Carols.

Boys who decide to claim a “transgender” or cross-dressing lifestyle are permitted to become a member of a Girl Scout troop, performing crafts with the girls and participate in overnight and camping activities—just like any real girl. The fact that the Honorary President of Girl Scouts of America is Michelle Obama, and the Obama’s are radically pro-abortion and vigorously support the agenda of Planned Parenthood, should give each of us reason to pause before our individual or collective endorsement of the organization.

As members of the Indiana House of Representatives, we must be wise before we use the credibility and respect of the “Peoples’ House” to extend legitimacy to a radicalized organization. The Girl Scouts of America stand in a strong tradition that reflects with fidelity the traditional values of our homes and our families. The tradition extends from coast-to-coast and back through the past one hundred years. That said, I challenge each of you to examine these matters more closely before you extend your name and your reputation to endorse a group that has been subverted in the name of liberal progressive politics and the destruction of traditional American family values.

I have two daughters who have been active in the Girl Scouts of Limberlost Council in Northeastern Indiana. Now that I am aware of the influence of Planned Parenthood within GSA and other surprisingly radical policies of GSA, my two daughters will instead become active in American Heritage Girls Little Flowers organization. In this traditional group they will learn about values and principles that will not confuse their conservative Hoosier upbringing.

I have been told that, as of today, I am the only member not supporting the Girl Scout Resolution.

I challenge each of you to examine these matters and to decide carefully whether or not to sign the resolution.

Respectfully,

Bob Morris

We understand Morris kicked a puppy after delivering the memo.

It’s bad enough he misrepresents Planned Parenthood’s agenda and programs, but any sort of unholy alliance between it and the Girl Scouts is simply fabricated.

A statement from Planned Parenthood of Indiana (PPIN) reads:

PPIN does not produce nor distribute the materials Rep. Morris referenced. Planned Parenthood of Indiana is first and foremost a provider of affordable, high-quality health care, serving more than 100,000 Hoosiers across the state. Our nonprofit provides preventive services such as life-saving cancer screenings, Pap tests, birth control, testing and treatment for STDs, as well as sexual health education and health counseling.

As part of our sexual education services, we offer a variety of age-appropriate education services developed by trained professionals…

Planned Parenthood currently has no formal partnership with the Girl Scouts, but supports their mission and recognizes their century of contributions to our society.

Morris’ idiotic fearmongering even earned him the ridicule of his boss, Republican House Speaker Brian Bosma, who handed out Thin Mints at the Statehouse on Tuesday and joked, “I’ve purchased 278 cases of Girl Scout cookies in the last four hours.” (Conan O’Brien goofed on his moronic claims last night as well.)

Morris isn’t recanting, though: “My family and I took a view and we’re sticking by it,” he said yesterday. Somehow we don’t think he polled his wife and kids before making his claim.

We really love the remark Girl Scout troop leader Rebecca Masters made about Morris to the South Bend Tribune: “Obviously he’s never been a Girl Scout! They’re learning how to communicate. They’re learning how to deal with people. They’re learning how to run money. Money!”

And what’s more wholesome and American than making money?

Photos via Indiana House of Representatives, Girls Scouts of the USA, TBS

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