bench warmers

Obama Wants This Homosexual To Be America’s First Out Federal Judge

Up for a federal judgeship in Manhattan is J. Paul Oetken, who, along with Edward C. DuMont, is now just one of two openly gay men nominated by President Obama and awaiting Senate confirmation. He is 45. He Is a Yale Law grad. He was suggested to the White House by New York’s Sen. Chuck Schumer. He worked in the Clinton administration’s legal department. He is general counsel for Cablevision. And I want to stick his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body. [NYT]