HOMO EROTICA

PHOTOS: “Plumber’s Butts” Will Make You Say Yes To Crack

We love a nice plump plumber’s crack. (On the right guy, of course!) The all-knowing Wikipedia defines buttock cleavage as the “minor exposure of the buttocks and the butt crack between them, often because of low-slung or loose trousers.” We define it as “one of the sexiest parts on a man’s body.”

There’s something way hot about a little crack peeking out from the top of a guy’s belt line, teasing us with what he’s got underneath.

Scroll down to see photos of hot guys showing off their plumber’s cracks.

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Photo credit: Bill’s Guys and more

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21 Comments

  • iltman

    In the UK we call it builders bum, and these guys gupive new meaning to ‘ erecting’!

  • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

    Personally, there’s got to be some impressive nascent rock formation to set off the beauty of a deep gorge, otherwise it’s but a flat plane of sorrow..a dead zone..a no-mans land.

  • petensfo

    Most of these shots are too contrived… but I love a little moonshine. My own handyman’s is adorable.

  • averageguy40

    I’m not complaining on the views, but most of these guys look like they would have no clue how to repair any plumbing.

  • tdx3fan

    Nope, I’m still just not that into it. That being said, I love seeing the guys pubes and the pelvis crease when they allow that to show. Its probably cause I’m about 90% bottom and 10% top.

  • tdx3fan

    @averageguy40: Way to bring it to a whole new stereotypical level. Because they are gay they can’t work on the pipes? Seriously!?!

    There are lot of gay guys that completely understand plumbing (both internal and external).

  • Mezaien

    Ho babe, the black men just doing it to me again!. How can I sleep at night WOW.

  • Tackle

    I agree that if the photos of this nature are too contrived, that it can take away from the sexiness of the pics. Regardless of how goodlooking the guys and their butts are. That’s why I find photos 1 & 2 to be the hottest. Because part if it is the naturalness of the shot, and in addition to both guys being incredibly hott. Pic #12 with the guy kneeling and drilling into the wall, could have been off the chain hott. But is exactky what @PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: is talking about, due to his ass being flat.

  • MarionPaige

    Meanwhile, Towleroad has a post about a suspected gay bashing in Botswana

  • masc4masc

    4th from the bottom (pun intended) is perfection. Also the guy in the title pic, kinda sucks that there’s slapped type over him. Bad Queerty.

  • Dxley

    Nah.

  • Lvng1tor

    @MarionPaige: Cool, I’ll go read that too! The other site you mentioned also has a fun story on hot guys jumping off of cliffs and new color trends in men’s fashion.

  • Billy Budd

    Somehow this kind of angle and photo does not turn me on. I would rather see a regular speedo or a nude.

  • Tackle

    @MarionPaige: I get what you’re saying. Yes it’s important that stories like the gay bashing in Botswana be written about, as well as other stories about LGBTQ bashings and killings. The world can be a harsh place. Life can be harsh. And because of that, I think there needs to be a balance. Lighthearted articles like this are fun and needed. Because in a small/tiny way, even if just for a couple of minutes, it takes your mind off the heavy realities of life. And I think Queerty does a good job of balancing things out.

  • DarkZephyr

    2, 7, 9 and 11 are my favorites. I guess I don’t care if they look “contrived”, most of them probably are.

  • DarkZephyr

    In fact 9 makes me think “lunch time”. <3

  • rextrek

    Thats the name of my Starship on StarTrek Online…. U.S.S.PLUMERZ KRAK V

  • ChickenLady

    They can plumb my depths! *Squawk*

  • nudedude

    Number 2

  • dinard38

    2,5,7,11,12, and especially 14. And 17.

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