– Magic Mike‘s Channing Tatum and wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum are expecting a, wait for it, “magic tyke.” Thanks LA Times.
– Taking a page from the Kardashian playbook, Honey Boo Boo’s got a (lower budget but equally trashy) Christmas card.
– Out rugby superhunk Gareth Thomas is strapping on his skates and his cheesiest smile for the UK’s Stars on Ice. We’d still hit it (justsayin’).
– Turns out Sir Ian McKellen was putting the “H” “O” and “T” in “hobbit” back in his day.
– The hero to lesbians and heterosexual men alike who leaked naked photos of Scarlett Johansson has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.
– Turns out the “Gossip Girl” behind Gossip Girl was Dan “Lonely Boy” Humphrey, proving you can’t trust anyone from Brooklyn.
– Ryan Murphy‘s tweeted pic of Darren Criss caused some unexpected confusion leading to the showrunner deleting it as well as all of his other tweets, with the exception of one.
– Glee‘s Naya Rivera got painted into a catsuit for 2CELLOS’ “Supermassive Black Hole,” which is not, as we first thought/hoped, the name of the porno starring the groups hot cellists, Sulic and Hauser:
