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“Glee’s” Cory Monteith Goes To Rehab, R.I.P. Phil Ramone & More!

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G.I. Joe Retaliation decided to deprive the masses of D.J. Cotrona‘s abs so they could explore the bromantic tension between stars Channing Tatum and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. We don’t see why they couldn’t just kill two birds with three shirtless stones.

– It’s April Fool’s Day so don’t be fooled by everything you see on the Internet…which is actually good advice for everyday.

cory-monteith-glee– This season of Glee has been hard on all of us, particularly Finn Hudson, aka Corey Monteith, who has checked back into rehab for “substance addiction.”

– Monteith can learn a thing or two from rehab all-star Lindsay Lohan. After she finishes partying her boobs out in Brazil, LiLo will report to rehab where she’ll get as clean and sober as one can get while still taking Adderall.

– Legendary music producer Phil Ramone has passed away due to complications from pneumonia. He was 79.

Madonna may be a billionaire, but she’s not sharing a thin, red cent with her homeless, homosexual brother.

Chris Brown and Rihanna may be off again yet again, but at least Chris has “absolutely” learned his lesson about domestic violence. Thanks Law & Order: SVU!

– Hip hopper Drake was honored that Rosie O’Donnell thought he was “cute” until Rosie revealed she was talking about another guy named Drake who was on a show for tweens.

Justin Bieber‘s monkey was quarantined in Germany — presumably with Bieber Fever — after the pop tart failed to produce the necessary papers. Also, Justin Bieber has a monkey.

 

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5 Comments

  • B Damion

    Cory.M-good luck this time around kid. It takes great strength to admit to yourself that your going down the wrong path and even more strength to pull yourself toghter again.

    This season of Glee has been lacking. I think the show is on it’s last leg anyway. Still a fan here.

  • B Damion

    Lies,Fallacies and Fairy Tales Madonna is not a billionaire nor is any current music artist for that matter.

  • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

    Can someone please link me to where Anthony Ciccone reveals he’s homosexual?

  • yaoming

    Shouldn’t that have been “30 Year Old High School Student Corie Monteith Enters Rehab”?

  • TinoTurner

    @yaoming: Wow, you’re so sharp and witty to be pointing out the obvious! Congrats on your comedic skillzzzz

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