– That’s right, Gwyneth, don’t be shy. This isn’t your first time at the ball-cupping rodeo.

Tara Reid: “Don’t you know who the fuck I am?” Everyone: “No.”

mangerieHomme Mystere, putting the man back in mangerie. As in man-lingerie. As in, yes, that’s a thing.

Zac Efron was nervous about his sex scene with one-time actress Heather Graham, which is odd considering that Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman peed on him — but once peed on, twice shy, we guess.

– Exactly a decade after it was initially canceled by Fox, Futurama has met the same grizzly fate on Comedy Central. See ya in another 10 years!

Chaz Bono dropped 60 lbs and is “still slowly losing” more weight.

– Someone’s got a thespian crush! Much like everyone else, with the possible exception of Anne Hathaway, Jodie Foster is a big Jennifer Lawrence fan.

The Backstreet Boys received their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, right between Boyz II Men and the Osmonds on the corner of Really, Them? Blvd.

– The dumb jock may not be so dumb after all, but he’s apparently dumb enough to believe that he is that dumb.

Michael Shannon is an early contender for performance of the year thanks to his dramatic reading of the epic bitch-out by a sorority girl from Delta Gamma. The majority of the tirade remains in tact, with the exception of the “fucking faggots” part, begging the question: whatever happened to artistic integrity? Or at least, whatever happened to equal opportunity name-calling?

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