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NEWS: “Magic Mike” Musical Has Lapdances, Travolta’s Gay Day In Court & Waking Up With The CK Hunk

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Marion Cotillard had a kiki with some Ivy League drag queens at Harvard when she was named their annual Hasty Pudding’s Woman of the Year.

– Despite going helmet to tasteful bowler with the Super Bowl, Downton Abbey still posted strong ratings — obviously surprising since they both have the exact same demographic.

– Noted poor sport Lance Armstrong is reportedly refusing to pay back over $12 million in Tour de France bonuses, which is understandable since he won them fair and…oh wait.

– The Magic Mike musical — that’s happening by the way —  is really gonna class up that trash heap Broadway with audience lapdances.

– We were wondering why Tim McGraw was on the cover of this week’s People magazine. Then we saw this sooooo…no more questions:

John Travolta‘s cruise ship massage lawsuit may be headed to court after the judge denied the perennially prosecuted actor’s request for arbitration.

Robert DeNiro got a little choked up talking to Katie Couric about his role in Silver Linings Playbook, especially after she asked him about his fake dead girlfriend.

– So this is apparently what Richard III looked like. Not too shabby for a murderous tyrant.

– It’s statistically impossible for Beyoncé to be overexposed. Probably because she says things like this. And this.

– Also in no danger of getting overexposed anytime soon, Calvin Klein Underwear model Matthew Terry, who paid a visit to Good Morning America: