– And then there’s Maude’s tits. This portrait of a topless Bea Arthur is a steal at $2 million. Warning, there are some huge areolas at the other end of that link.
– Another lady who made news for her breasts, Angelina Jolie — turns out she’s also getting her ovaries removed.
– The Rock‘s hugeness, an appreciation.
– So, Nick Lazzarini, you think you can twerk? The answer: no, but he gives it the old SYYCD try:
– Hooray for guyliner and manscara!
– Lindsay Lohan can’t switch rehab facilities to one that allows her to take Adderall, so looks like she’ll be doing rehab cold turkey.
– Sexcereal, the best part of waking up.
– ABC’s trying a gloved hand at superhero drama with Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.:
– Zoe Saldana is so “androgynous” she might end up raising her children with a woman, but it’s important for her to remember that looking great in a pantsuit does not a lesbian make.
– Start guzzling that Haderade. Ben Affleck‘s hosting the season finale of SNL this weekend, which is also Bill Hader‘s last show ever. Oh the pain and the Argo-ny: