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Matt Smith Drools Over Ryan Gosling’s Abs, Bea Arthur’s Boobs Bring In Millions & More!

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– And then there’s Maude’s tits. This portrait of a topless Bea Arthur is a steal at $2 million. Warning, there are some huge areolas at the other end of that link.

– Another lady who made news for her breasts, Angelina Jolie — turns out she’s also getting her ovaries removed.

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The Rock‘s hugeness, an appreciation.

Hey WhoDr. Who‘s Matt Smith admires a lot of things about his How to Catch a Monster director Ryan Gosling, in particular his abs.

– So, Nick Lazzarini, you think you can twerk? The answer: no, but he gives it the old SYYCD try:

– Hooray for guyliner and manscara!

Lindsay Lohan can’t switch rehab facilities to one that allows her to take Adderall, so looks like she’ll be doing rehab cold turkey.

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– Oh, In Touch. For a second we thought Kim Kardashian‘s biggest fear was that the baby was gay — which, let’s be real, it probably is — but Kanye makes sense too.

Sexcereal, the best part of waking up.

– ABC’s trying a gloved hand at superhero drama with Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.:

Zoe Saldana is so “androgynous” she might end up raising her children with a woman, but it’s important for her to remember that looking great in a pantsuit does not a lesbian make.

– Start guzzling that Haderade. Ben Affleck‘s hosting the season finale of SNL this weekend, which is also Bill Hader‘s last show ever. Oh the pain and the Argo-ny:

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