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NEWS: Cheyenne Jackson Puts In Some Construction Werk

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– The Kardashian klan’s annual Kristmas kard is out and it’s just as stagey and blatantly Photoshopped as you’d expect.

– Well this is a bromance just rife for gay speculation and/or fan fiction: Patrick Schwarzenegger and Taylor Lautner.

– Dolly Parton’s not gay but if she was, she’d “come out of the closet just a-flying.”

nate-silver-outOut magazine named professional mathlete Nate Silver its Person of the Year.

– Bette Midler wants Ryan Murphy to know that she’s still waiting for her Glee callback. Pick up the phone, Murphy, Bathhouse Betty’s on the line!

– Realizing that she’s facing some serious jail time after showing a psychic friend how her fist works, Lindsay Lohan is (allegedly) cleaning up her act by clearing out her old partying pals.

– Howard Stern wants Rosie O’Donnell to replace Sharon Osbourne on the next season of America’s Got Talent, or as it will be soon be known, America, Shut the Hell Up.

– Ricky Gervais is in talks to join The Muppets sequel, which already includes Modern Family’s Ty Burrell.

– Cheyenne Jackson’s got a new music video for “Don’t Wanna Know” featuring some impromptu dancing and irrationally hot construction workers, including Broadway superhunk Nick Adams who for some reason is wearing a shirt. Almost had us, Cheyenne. Almost.