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NEWS: Ryan Lochte’s Teen Spirit, A Shirtless Hollywood Bromance & A Bieber-Rihanna Affair?

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ESPN: The Magazine got a bunch of athletes to recreate album covers for its annual music issue, including Ryan Lochte. We bet if they had replaced that dollar bill with a Franklin, Lochte would’ve gone the full Nirvana.

Kristen Wiig has joined the cast of Anchorman: The Legend Continues, to the sheer delight of Tommy Lee Jones.

cooper-dicaprioLeonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper were bromancing the stone hard while in Miami. The two thesps were — allegedly¬† — watching bikini-clad women. On a balcony. Shirtless. Together. Shirtless.

Chris Brown lied about his community service — stemming from that whole Rihanna incident that everyone remembers except Rihanna and Chris Brown — so he’ll probably have to perform all 1,400 hours for realsies this time.

– Brown should thank his lucky stars Frank Ocean refused to press charges against him in what could have been considered a hate crime.

Lady Gaga‘s tour rider includes a “mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair” because…well, because she’s Lady Gaga and what else does she have going on?

Life & Style claims Justin Bieber hooked up with Rihanna when he was 16 and she was 23, though Bieber’s camp denies the allegations and RiRi’s camp probably just doesn’t give a fuck.

Beyonc√©‘s publicist wrote an email to BuzzFeed asking them to remove some “unflattering” photos of the megadiva. And of course BuzzFeed published the email and republished said “unflattering” photos.

– Meanwhile, Bey’s Super Bowl Halftime show failed to best Madonna‘s in the ratings, pulling in 104 million viewers compared to Madge’s 112.5 million.

Lindsay Lohan may have turned down Dancing with the Stars but that won’t stop her mom/enabler Dina from trying her damndest.

Britney Spears is coming to Vegas but she’s not raking in that Celine Dion money.

– The Bieber’s hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend and it looks…awful. Even by SNL standards:

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3 Comments

  • Fidelio

    Is it me or is Beyonce getting more crap about her halftime meth-induced circus as the days wear on?

  • 2eo

    Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Chris Brown suddenly had a brain aneurysm and slowly died?

    I’d find it hilarious.

  • Dawson

    I always thought Leo was a closet case and had been with boys when he was first starting out in Hollywood. What I had heard from someone who saw him at a party with him was that he use to chase the boys and his agent told him to tone it down because he was on the show ‘Growing Pains’ and he overt behavior would not help his career. At least that was the story back then.

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