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NEWS: A “Top Model” Bottoms Out, The “Ab Fab” Movie & Stars Come Out For “Matt Damon Live”

emergency-glitter– Anyone got a hammer?

Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child will dust off some of their old hits to pay their “Bills, Bills, Bills” during the Super Bowl halftime show.

katy-perry-dragKaty Perry got in touch with her inner drag king for Ellen Degeneres‘ 55th birthday show.

– The 2013 lineup for Coachella was announced today, with headliners the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blur, The Stone Roses and a group not dug up from the remains of the 90s, Phoenix.

America’s Next Top Model All-Stars winner Lisa D’Amato busted her face but good while “monkeying around,” also known as doing a (drunken) headstand.

– 84-year-old Shirley Temple Black is now on the good ship Twitter-pop.

Joanna Lumley has confirmed that there is indeed an Absolutely Fabulous movie in the works and that her partner in crime, Jennifer Saunders, is working on the script.

Barbra Streisand will receive the 40th Annual Chaplin Award for her work in film, particularly Yentl, for which she was — as every gay worth his margarita salt knows —  the writer, director, producer, and star.

Matt Damon hijacked Jimmy Kimmel‘s show last night and invited a cavalcade of stars —  from Nicole Kidman and Gary Oldman to Demi Moore and Reese Witherspoon — to take a figurative dump over the tied-up late night host.