Pressing Questions

An Ohio woman named Chantel can’t believe her roommate likes boys, so she asked her University’s “Gay Guy” advice columnist for some guidance: “Is it true that all gays are totally outrageous and fun? Because my roommate is gay, but he is moody and won’t help me pick out socks. Is he a closet stright [sic]? Also, he never brings guys or anyone else to the house. What’s up with this?” The advice columnist recommend Chantel take her pal out for a drunken night. Ah, booze, the queer cure all! [U Weekly]