Long ago I challenged my pal Richard Simmons to try and out-gay his decades long career as a weight loss guru. At last, he’s delivered — in this Air New Zealand safety video. And when this man asks you to put your seat in its upright position, he’s not doing it because he wants to bounce around in your lap. But kudos to Simmons for managing to make John Travolta’s Qantas safety video look straight. And, I guess?, kudos to Air New Zealand for replacing its previous (and supposedly homophobic) safety video with this queer thing.
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Richard Simmons Joins John Travolta In Gaying Up Airline Safety Videos
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dvlaries
He’s 62. Is he ever going to put long pants on?
Eric
Phil! I love your big c*ck! *drool*
Alex
@Eric: Who’s Phil?
@dvlaries: Maybe when his legs start looking his age?
scott ny'er
oh snap. Phil from Amazing Race is in the ad.
Wow, Richard has lost a lot of fat/muscle tone. Old age catches up with everyone. Sigh.