THE END OF GAYS

Rick Santorum: GOP Acceptance Of Gay Marriage Will Lead To “Destruction Of Our Republic”

santorumOh Rick Santorum, your delusional worldview continues to delight and awe, even after your relevance has faded.

Last month, the heterosexual former presidential candidate spoke at the Midwest Republican Leadership Conference. As you could have guessed, Santorum took the opportunity to blame Will & Grace for instigating the End Times.

“The sexual revolution caused a big change in sexual mores in the country,” he said. “But when it came to the issue of marriage, and changing the definition of marriage, there was no change. None, zero, for 30 years. And then a television show came on the air called Will & Grace. And look at it, from that point on… the needle started moving.”

Santorum then went on to talk about how the Supreme Court’s decision to strike down part of DOMA would lead to the persecution of Christians. Because, you know, Christians have a long history of being oppressed in America.

“We have hate crimes in this country, for hate speech,” he said. “It’s coming. This isn’t about tolerance. We tolerate. Christian’s are the most tolerant people in the world. Tolerance is different than approval. We love everyone. We know everybody sins. We know we all fall short, and that’s what we tolerate.”

The exceedingly tolerant Santorum concluded with an ominous prediction about the consequences of endorsing same-sex marriage. He warned, “For the Republican party even to contemplate going along with this is the destruction of our republic.”

Big words for such a tiny man. Anyway, we’ve been to our share of gay weddings recently, and if they’re any indication of what the apocalypse is going to look like, then sign us the hell up.