Screen shot 2013-04-19 at 6.02.35 PMLet this be a lesson to celebrities everywhere: If you have a secret gay relationship with someone who uses “Hollywood” as a middle name, they will tell the world about your sex life.

Russell “Hollywood” Simpson, former assistant to NFL star Kerry Rhodes, started living his 15 minutes of fame when photos suggesting a potential gay relationship with Rhodes surfaced online. After hearing Rhodes dismiss the rumors in a timely statement to TMZ, the scorned lover gave Bossip an exclusive interview about their allegedly public relationship, the lavish gifts he received, and all the steamy details of their “very passionate” sex life.

Judging by the explicit details he’s offering, we’re guessing his 15 minutes will turn into 15 months. Or a $15,000 hush settlement.

On the couple’s openness:

“I was like his wife. I ran the household and took care of all his personal needs. If anyone needed anything from Kerry they came to me! That’s what Kerry loved about me. I didn’t take no shit from nobody. Kerry is kinda a dumb athlete, like a dumb jock. So, I took care of things that he didn’t understand. And yes, his teammates did know about me. It was kinda unspoken but I was at all his training camps and events. The other wives knew and loved me too. I was always there. It was no secret!”

On bottoming for Kerry Rhodes:

“It was great! It was very passionate because we were so in love. Of course he was the top! I’m not doing all that damn work! But, we were extremely close. It was very good and he put it on me!”

If Terry is gay, it could be the monumental step forward athletic teams have been looking for. Unfortunately, public denial isn’t the best way to set an example for others. Shame, shame.

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