A lot happened over the weekend, but leave it to Gay Twitter™ to singularly focus on a half-second of footage depicting an accidental overshare by one of Hollywood’s leading men.
Captain America star Chris Evans thought he was sharing an innocent family video of a round of Heads Up, but when the screen recording ended and the phone paused for a moment on the camera roll, fans received an eyeful.
Of course, theres no way of knowing for sure who the man in the photo is, but that didn’t seem to matter. Chris was instantly trending and folks had a lot to say.
But our favorite response came from none other than Chris’ brother, Scott:
Was off social media for the day yesterday.
So.
What’d I miss?
— Scott Evans (@thescottevans) September 13, 2020
Here’s Chris and Scott appearing together last year on The Tonight Show:
WashDrySpin
Disembodied pics of diks are nothing special…I mean this is the internet they are literally eleven out of a dozen
Troysky
if you hunt it down….like pervy me did… it’s a nice one. Grainy, but great crown, he’s obviously HARD…..funny how people shrug these days whereas 20+ years ago….
Catholicslutbox
There are enhanced ones out there. It’s an average sized one on what used to be an above average man.
Charlie in Charge
What do you mean “used to be?”
DarkZephyr
@Catholicslutbox
Would you please just stop bothering to comment? You’re always nasty.
Leash
@Catholicslutbox
Are you seriously trying to dick-shame beloved actor and everybodys darling Chris Evans? That is a nice dick. That is america’s dick. The black and white was a choice, but then again very fitting – that’s just how classy he is. Very tasteful.
barryaksarben
This IS America’s dick. near perfect with a social conscience. Id salute it if ever in its presence
QJ201
He should have posted simply this
My brother and I have the same shoe size
TMBisAOK
Or better yet, that he wears a size bigger shoe than his bro. Lol
Black Pegasus
So Queerty ignored the original story even after it trended for a full day, yet you report on Chris’s response to said story?
barryaksarben
do you have a reading problem. This story is about his brother SCOTT’s reaction which was very funny
michael_totzke
E X C E L L E N T !!!
paulmodibe
I SUPPORT ALL MALE CELEBERTIES POSTING FULL NUDES, FRONT AND REAR LIKE ORLANDO BLOOM DID. FANS WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE THE OPENNESS AND REVEAL.
witchboybrian
Scott has his own very nice nude pics out there too.