Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 8.21.58 PMFew people are better at making first impressions than the gays. When it comes to online hooking dating, the two most important attention-grabbers are profile photos and headlines—that’s why we often choose photos that look professional (never shirtless), and witty, intellectual headlines like “lookin 4 now,” “hung t0p 4 btm,” and “MASC ONLY.”

Taking note of the importance of your dating profile’s headline, Manhunt has pulled together a list of the site’s most popular headlines from all 50 states. The winning phrase that clocked in at the top of almost every state’s list? “Hey guys.”

The only state not willing to welcome dudes to their profiles with the universal greeting was Connecticut, a bottom-filled state desperately “looking for a top.”

Head on over to Manhunt Daily to check out the list in full.

Best of luck to everyone searching for a date! And to all those boys in New Hampshire just “looking for a blow jobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb b.”

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[Image via Manhunt Daily]

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