A man claiming to be the “number one escort in the world” has opened up about his chosen profession in a fascinating new Reddit AMA.
According to the man’s online profile, he is 29-years-old, 6’4, with brown hair and blue eyes. A scorpio, he’s originally from Australia but currently lives in London and has been an escort for about seven years. He doesn’t smoke or do drugs. And he identifies as a straight-leaning bisexual.
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Now, let’s take a look at what he had to say…
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On having sex outside of work for his own personal enjoyment…
Yes, I do. My clients are nearly all men but I’m more towards the straight end of the bi spectrum, so I prefer women and TS for fun. It’s not that I dislike sex with my male clients, I do enjoy it, but sex with men is only a small part of my sexuality. If I only had sex with my male clients and never with women or TS, I’d be unsatisfied. If I ever started to lose interest in sex for fun outside of bookings with clients, I’d take a long break or possibly quit altogether.
On the weirdest request anyone has ever made…
I used to have a regular who was into ball busting. He’d arrive and with very little chit chat, take of his jeans but leave his underwear and the rest of his clothes on, and stand with his feet shoulder width apart and his hands behind his back. I’d stand in front of him fully dressed with my shoes on and kick him repeatedly. I’ve been doing martial arts since I was a kid. Taekwondo for 10 years. And I lived in Thailand for a few years and trained full time at a thai boxing gym and fought professionally. I can kick hard.
On what he will do…
Mainly naked oil massage, oral, and sex. I’m versatile, which means I have sex as a top or a bottom. I also do duos (two escorts with one client), double domination, cuckolding, forced bi with pro dommes, and I cater to all kinds of fetishes. … My clients, whether they’re male or female, are all different and I try to tailor each session according to the needs of the individual.
On what he won’t do…
I don’t kiss…use drugs, do duos with male escorts, or do anything as a submissive. I’ve outright refused to see people for being pushy about any of the above, if they’re drunk or high, or if they’ve arrived at my place dirty and smelly and refused to shower. … The worst clients are those who don’t read or my ad or deliberately come to see me to try to pressure me into doing something they know I don’t offer.
On STDs…
I’m very careful. I always use condoms. Almost all clients know that sex with an escort will be with condoms so there’s no need to mention condoms during the booking. … I get contacted sometimes by people asking for bareback and I block their number or email. I don’t want to see someone who initially asks for bareback even if they do agree to use condoms because if that’s what they’re into, they’re at very high risk for STDs and condoms can break. I get a sexual health check-up once every 3 months. Always get the all-clear.
On his ideal client…
I generally prefer clients who wouldn’t conventionally be considered attractive. I guess because my priorities are different. I want my clients to be clean, polite, respectful of my boundaries as per your first question, and to enjoy themselves. I associate all of the above more with older, overweight, bald, etc.
On his family and friends…
I haven’t told my family or any of my friends who I knew from before I started escorting. But I have a lot of friends I’ve met since I started escorting who know what I do. I rent out my apartment by the hour to other escorts so I’ve met a lot of other escorts that way and now I have a huge network of people I know in the industry and some close friends. It’s important in this job to have some people you can talk to about jobs who understand. And great to have security buddies who know where you are. I tell someone the location and start/end times of my outcalls so if something did happen and they didn’t hear from me and couldn’t get in contact with me, they’d send the police. I do the same for them.
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Daggerman
…no surprise, he obviously prefers old and ugly men because there ain’t that much competition! He really portrays himself as a shallow and vain man.
darren michaels
I’ve not frequented escorts, so maybe that’s part of my being unaware.
As an escort I didn’t think there was a choice on the escorts part for the type he prefers i.e. old & ugly,isnt it whoever calls the number and pays the fee.?
BigG
If you don’t kiss, your a terrible lover.
notcisjustmale
So what he wants is someone who is so desperate and grateful that he won’t be demanding. If I’m going to rent a hooker I don’t really care what he thinks any more than I care what a rental car thinks.
adrianjurado310
ironically i like my prostitutes to young and sexy.
Uppity
A friend of mine who was a hooker in Sydney for over a decade said much the same thing; he preferred the less attractive ones because they had lower expectations, so were easier to satisfy. He said the worst, most demanding clients were the out, urban men of the gay ghetto. He avoided them as much as possible. He also did some work as a transgender and said that by far the most respectful clients were these ostensibly straight guys. They treated him like a “lady.”
He BGB
Don’t know about clean, etc but old and ugly are grateful and make better lovers than beautiful vain people who are doing you a favor. I like how he like most young people today differ in calling oral separate from sex like oral is not sex. Haha. In porn I always hate the kissing. Kissing is only sexy to the 2 people kissing.
Brian
Prostitution is a sordid profession but sometimes a gem can come from the mouth of a male prostitute, such as when he says he’s “at the straight end of the bi spectrum”. This is a very good way of independently describing the sexuality of quite a few straight-identifying guys.
From what I read above, he likes cleanliness in his clients. That’s great. There’s nothing worse than a client with an unwiped behind that reeks the whole room.
frankcar1965
@Daggerman: He’s a prostitute, what do you expect, his judgement is not the best part of his psyche. I don’t hold animosity towards him but there are better ways to make money. After all he admits that it can be dangerous and he’s probably not on the list to take home to Momma.
frankcar1965
@BigG: He’s a PROSTITUTE, not a lover, get real.
joe
if those pics are him, hes hot i’d pay to get laid by that. i dont see anything wrong with paying, what if youre an average type guy, i am, and i want a porn star experience, or just a hot body for sex…i spend money on other types of entertainment why not him !
icntblvit
You didn’t ask him WHAT MAKES HIM THE “number one escort in the world”.
DannX68
@joe: I’m average myself (maybe a bit above but by no means a 10/10) and I can bed hot guys, even at my “advanced” age.
Sexy isn’t a shape or an age, it’s an attitude.
And no, I have never paid for sex, and nor will I.
scotshot
@Brian:
How often do you “employ” Prostitutes? From your comment it must be regularly. To end up with a whore who “paints” you (dirty *ss) you must Troll the lowest street trash pretty often.
My sympathies.
scotshot
@DannX68: Bedding a pretty man cannot guarantee good sex or a fun time.
jamessavik
Wild guess but I doubt he likes them old, ugly and POOR.
Captain Obvious
I hate when prostitutes are put on a platform and they actually have the nerve to have an inflated ego. Prostitution is pretty much the lowest point you can hit in life. Ugh.
strix1
…Maybe he is starting at the lowest point and working his way up, today escort, tomorrow porn star, next week sugar daddy! d;
ChrisK
@scotshot: I make a point of not reading the Brian trolls posts. No one in their right mind would willingly go over to Brian trolls house unless they were tricked, bound, and gagged. My guess is it’s a love/hate thing he has going.
ChrisK
@Captain Obvious: I think you’re reading too much into it and thank you for the snobby holier then thou judgement but not all of us think that.
Bob LaBlah
Old and ugly men are the type who tended to work and save their money so they could afford pieces of shit like him without even noticing the money gone. This well kept queen sounds like another Andrew Cunaanan (Versace’s killer) in the waiting.
Karlis
Older, overweight, bald … he forgot to mention richer. I’m sure that’s somewhere in the equation for this dude.
Jack Meoff
This is reddit guys who knows if this guy really is what he claims to be but even if he is I bet there are plenty of escorts out there who think they are the best also. It’s how they garner self worth. Meanwhile where are his retirement fund or health benefits or holiday leave payments?
Tobi
@Brian: “There’s nothing worse than a client with an unwiped behind that reeks the whole room.”
I’m afraid it’s personal Brian, they only do that because it’s you.
Tobi
I think “self proclaimed #1 escort in the world” says it all really. https://rent.men/ozinlondon
Tobi
Aw, I just took a look at his website http://ozinlondon.co.uk/ and realised he thinks he’s #1 because of his own search engine ranking for “male escort”. What he doesn’t realise that unless you use an incognito tab to do your searches, the result you click on the most often will then always rank the highest due to personalisation. Bless!
ErikO
He likes them wealthy as all whores do.
Jack Meoff
@Tobi: That’s hilarious. His pics don’t exactly live up to the hype. I was wondering if the plastic water bottle was one of those small ones you get on planes.
Hank
His ideal clients are older, overweight, bald, etc. because young beautiful people do not need escorts.
DannX68
@scotshot: And hiring an escort does? And that’s not what I was suggesting, I was saying, that even average looking people can get people that, by their tastes, are hot, because sexy is an attitude, not a shape or an age.
Stefano
@Hank: i’m ugly and i don’t need escorts too. mouhahaha
Tobi
@Stefano: “mouhahaha” I’m assuming that’s the sound some poor animal makes whilst you’re rogering it?!
Sluggo2007
This guy is clearly full of shit.
pscheck2
My take on this is that he is trying to validate himself as ‘mostly’ str8 ( as in mostly pregnant?) Poor him, his hot good looks makes him take the easy road to success in doing clients who feel they are so lucky in having such a hot escort in ‘doing’ them! Next question: does he have a BF or GF since he applies the term Bi to his post? Since he implies he would be lost without sex with women (paraphrased), would he be equally lost without sex with men? Final note: methinks he has a big ego possibly bordering on narcissism? LOL
Vallin
“A Scorpio”: you had me! And he’s SO true to our tribal ways. I like that we share a social interest in transwomen as well as straight-gg women. Yo, homie! (an’ lemme hold a hundred, will-ya’?)
wil_cabral
He said “older, overweight, bald.” He didn’t say ugly, at least in the segments posted here. Which makes me think that you editors of Queerty are the ones who equal older, bald and overweight to ugly.
Hank
@Stefano: Good for you!
Low Country Boy
He sounds like a twat.
ChrisK
@wil_cabral: Not conventionally attractive is code for ugly.
john_stephenson
So there’s hope for me out there – maybe!
AxelDC
@Daggerman: He’s an escort. He’s paid for his looks and charms, not for his personality.