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Self-Proclaimed “Number One Escort In The World” Says He Likes His Men Old And Ugly

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A man claiming to be the “number one escort in the world” has opened up about his chosen profession in a fascinating new Reddit AMA.

According to the man’s online profile, he is 29-years-old, 6’4, with brown hair and blue eyes. A scorpio, he’s originally from Australia but currently lives in London and has been an escort for about seven years. He doesn’t smoke or do drugs. And he identifies as a straight-leaning bisexual.

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Now, let’s take a look at what he had to say…

On having sex outside of work for his own personal enjoyment…

Yes, I do. My clients are nearly all men but I’m more towards the straight end of the bi spectrum, so I prefer women and TS for fun. It’s not that I dislike sex with my male clients, I do enjoy it, but sex with men is only a small part of my sexuality. If I only had sex with my male clients and never with women or TS, I’d be unsatisfied. If I ever started to lose interest in sex for fun outside of bookings with clients, I’d take a long break or possibly quit altogether.

On the weirdest request anyone has ever made…

I used to have a regular who was into ball busting. He’d arrive and with very little chit chat, take of his jeans but leave his underwear and the rest of his clothes on, and stand with his feet shoulder width apart and his hands behind his back. I’d stand in front of him fully dressed with my shoes on and kick him repeatedly. I’ve been doing martial arts since I was a kid. Taekwondo for 10 years. And I lived in Thailand for a few years and trained full time at a thai boxing gym and fought professionally. I can kick hard.

On what he will do…

Mainly naked oil massage, oral, and sex. I’m versatile, which means I have sex as a top or a bottom. I also do duos (two escorts with one client), double domination, cuckolding, forced bi with pro dommes, and I cater to all kinds of fetishes. … My clients, whether they’re male or female, are all different and I try to tailor each session according to the needs of the individual.

On what he won’t do…

I don’t kiss…use drugs, do duos with male escorts, or do anything as a submissive. I’ve outright refused to see people for being pushy about any of the above, if they’re drunk or high, or if they’ve arrived at my place dirty and smelly and refused to shower. … The worst clients are those who don’t read or my ad or deliberately come to see me to try to pressure me into doing something they know I don’t offer.

On STDs…

I’m very careful. I always use condoms. Almost all clients know that sex with an escort will be with condoms so there’s no need to mention condoms during the booking. … I get contacted sometimes by people asking for bareback and I block their number or email. I don’t want to see someone who initially asks for bareback even if they do agree to use condoms because if that’s what they’re into, they’re at very high risk for STDs and condoms can break. I get a sexual health check-up once every 3 months. Always get the all-clear.

On his ideal client…

I generally prefer clients who wouldn’t conventionally be considered attractive. I guess because my priorities are different. I want my clients to be clean, polite, respectful of my boundaries as per your first question, and to enjoy themselves. I associate all of the above more with older, overweight, bald, etc.

On his family and friends…

I haven’t told my family or any of my friends who I knew from before I started escorting. But I have a lot of friends I’ve met since I started escorting who know what I do. I rent out my apartment by the hour to other escorts so I’ve met a lot of other escorts that way and now I have a huge network of people I know in the industry and some close friends. It’s important in this job to have some people you can talk to about jobs who understand. And great to have security buddies who know where you are. I tell someone the location and start/end times of my outcalls so if something did happen and they didn’t hear from me and couldn’t get in contact with me, they’d send the police. I do the same for them.

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