In the final week before the most important election of our time, Drag Race judge Lucian Piane lost his god damn mind, Beyoncé and the Dixie Chicks shook the racists at the CMAs, and Nick Jonas showed off his ab crack. Now make sure you catch up on Instagram before the world ends on Tuesday:

The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo creator Brian Jordan Alvarez woke up like this.

This is the way I woke up

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Robbie Williams stripped down and talked sex addiction in Attitude.

Fitness model Titanius Maximus whipped out his Superman briefs.

My daddy Alabama….

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Zac Efron flexed on the Baywatch set.

Brody's back. Halloween pickups. #Baywatch #TeamNoSleep ?: @david.desouza

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Nick Jonas shared an outtake from his “Close” video.

Shawn Mendes went surfing. Perhaps he could try dick bicycling next?

Surfing is no joke. Waves kicked my ass!!! Hahah

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Jason Derulo glistened in the gym.

Need to relieve the stress??? #sweatitout ? @brandonalmengo

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Zachary Quinto‘s boyfriend, Miles McMillan, dressed way down for Harper’s Bazaar.

New @harpersbazaarus story with @carineroitfeld and @sebastianfaena with hair by @bartpumpkin and make up by @tompecheux

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Finding Prince Charming suitor Brandon Kneefel said being rejected in the show’s final moments left him “brokenhearted.” Something tells us he’ll be just fine.

Thai bodybuilder Ben Tongtoe had a cheat day.

#cheatday#everyday haha?…

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RuPaul came to Todrick Hall‘s opening night on Broadway!

Thank you @rupaulofficial for coming out to support me on opening night! LOVE YOU ???

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Hamilton bae Javier Muñoz had the best Out100 shot.

Gus Kenworthy spent Halloween shredding the Alps.

Happy Halloween from Austria! ?????? #GoPro #PrimeParkSessions #Lederhosen

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Cristiano Ronaldo modeled his CR7 underwear. Three things to note: That jacket (!!!), white pillow on the grass, his head literally in a bush.


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Taylor Lautner had the best Halloween costume: Michael Phelps.

When you think you have a chance but Phelps wins again.. ???

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Britney and Lynne Spears saw Thunder From Down Under!

Girls night out with the boys from down under ?

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Eliad Cohen spent Friday morning in bed.

Buenos días Bogota ?? Let get this day started! Tonight @papaworldtour at El Mozo Club. #PapaParty

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Max Emerson rode the Tokyo metro—shirtless, of course!

Ashley Parker Angel ended his Instagram drought with a cold shower.

After this election cycle I think we could all use a shower…

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Austin Armacost took a shower on the dock.

Just another seaman washing off the salty water… #SouthChinaSea #YachtLife

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Tom Daley dropped the cover of his new cookbook!

Terry Miller brought his porn ‘stache back.

Good morning. ?????? #terrysbedhead #LilPeppiCoconuts #Bedhead

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Steve Grand wore not just one wrestling single for Halloween…

Pinned this one down outside @halloweeniela. Oh what a night. @ohhhtrev

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…but two!

Happy #Halloween!

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Colton Haynes shared a kinky #TBT.

? x the incomparable David Armstrong for L'uomo Vogue #tbt

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Brendon Urie, who is not gay not gay not even bisexual not gay, loves boys who vote.

Do the right thing & #GoVote! Get early voting info from @HeadCountOrg

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And finally, Kevin Hart‘s #MannequinChallenge is the best by far.

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