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Shelley Duvall Cleans Up The Halloween Mess With “Shining” Surface Cleaner

shelley3Things sure can get messy this time of year with all the pumpkin carving, sticky candy mess and bloodstains. Yes, bloodstains. Shelley Duvall has the perfect solution: Introducing Shining surface cleaner.

Shelley wisely informs us:

“Bloodstains, mold, hard water stains, bloodstains, rust, bloodstains, bloodstains and lipstick are no match for this little wonder.”

Comedy writer and actor Dudley Beene (First Period) flawlessly channels the wide-eyed weirdness of Duvall from the classic Stanley Kubrick film, The Shining.

We can’t wait for the Christmas mess. Watch Shelley clean up below.

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