shelley3Things sure can get messy this time of year with all the pumpkin carving, sticky candy mess and bloodstains. Yes, bloodstains. Shelley Duvall has the perfect solution: Introducing Shining surface cleaner.

Shelley wisely informs us:

“Bloodstains, mold, hard water stains, bloodstains, rust, bloodstains, bloodstains and lipstick are no match for this little wonder.”

Comedy writer and actor Dudley Beene (First Period) flawlessly channels the wide-eyed weirdness of Duvall from the classic Stanley Kubrick film, The Shining.

We can’t wait for the Christmas mess. Watch Shelley clean up below.

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