SHOCK*: Colorado Supreme Court Bans Same-Sex Close Friendships

While the federal Ninth Circuit moves to decide whether same-sex marriage should be legalized, the Colorado Supreme Court just issued this startling ruling: friendships among members of the same sex are “unnatural,” and heretofore banned. It remains to be seen whether the court will move to prohibit Netflix from shipping copies of I Love You, Man into the state’s borders. [Yes, this is a joke.]

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  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    So, you mean, no more lobbyists?

  • GeoffM

    Funny, but Queerty, I know you need to generate revenue….but your new ads are obnoxious.

  • 1EqualityUSA

    I love the progressive photographs.

  • kyshra

    Is this real??????????

  • Dacia

    This is just as ridiculous as banning gay marriage to me.What gives the government the right to ban any type of relationship you care to persue?Separation of church and state….how about they start excercising that ammendment!!for once

  • Andrew

    The Onion is a satirical magazine – the article is for laughs kids – so settle petals.

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