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SHOCK*: Colorado Supreme Court Bans Same-Sex Close Friendships

While the federal Ninth Circuit moves to decide whether same-sex marriage should be legalized, the Colorado Supreme Court just issued this startling ruling: friendships among members of the same sex are “unnatural,” and heretofore banned. It remains to be seen whether the court will move to prohibit Netflix from shipping copies of I Love You, Man into the state’s borders. [Yes, this is a joke.]

On:           Jan 17, 2010
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    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      So, you mean, no more lobbyists?

      Jan 17, 2010 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GeoffM

      Funny, but Queerty, I know you need to generate revenue….but your new ads are obnoxious.

      Jan 18, 2010 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA

      I love the progressive photographs.

      Jan 18, 2010 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kyshra

      Is this real??????????

      Jan 18, 2010 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dacia

      This is just as ridiculous as banning gay marriage to me.What gives the government the right to ban any type of relationship you care to persue?Separation of church and state….how about they start excercising that ammendment!!for once

      Jan 30, 2010 at 1:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew

      The Onion is a satirical magazine – the article is for laughs kids – so settle petals.

      Jan 30, 2010 at 1:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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