Chris “Can’t Beat It™” Rushton, who is a bizarre physical mix of Adam Lambert and David Archuleta, is the YouTube cutie who makes videos about his life and lip syncs to Miley Cyrus and David Guetta/Akon. And for some of you (and me!), he might be the alternative to Davey Wavey you’ve been looking for. But what makes me so drawn to Chris are his little asides, like the above trip to Walgreens that, unlike Xem Van Adam’s story about the hotties at Target, actually takes us to live the scene! He’s not being paid for these endorsements, right?
He isn’t in Walgreens. He mentions CVS and shows CVS products.
Does CVS know that Walgreens means drugstore? Chris thinks so.
Where the heck is the furniture? Sold for Tina (Crystal-Meth) or Caviar (Crack) and are you making fun of this guy’s apparent instability with the word Cewebrity? This should be a message to very young gay men to stay in school and get a degree so you won’t have to hustle yourself on YouTube for Fame. It’s really sad, actually as he has a desperate need for attention with no stage presence. Just a high queen that does us more of a disservice and something in which he will be embarrassed about 10 years later.
Dirty Ole Man
What a total queen! These youtube attention whores aren’t
doing us any favors by perpetuating the same tired stereotypes
pushed by homophobes and hate mongers. He should turn his camera off for good!
Shit like this… is just annoying.
It’s cool. if this were 2005 I’d probably write this stuff done, but now that I’m 30303030303030….I don’t feel it.
I love him. I want to fuck him.
Adorkable w muscles.
Haha, kind of cute. Except it’s ALL about Proactiv.
Guess that Christmas album didn’t sell that well for David…………..
Fuck ’em or forget ’em. That’s what this crap always comes down to. We wonder why it’s so easy for people to discount us and deny us our rights when we do an admirable job of segregating and marginalizing ourselves.
I say, let´s fuck him and then forget him.
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