Mrs. White, kindly collect the flames on the side of your face and breathless, heaving breaths and take a hike,
The Golden Girls edition of Clue is coming, and it’s the only board game we’ll ever need from here on out.
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A decidedly lighter riff than the original bloody murder mystery, this version finds the player trying to uncover precisely who ate the very last piece of cheesecake.
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Stakes couldn’t be higher.
The shady suspects:
Wry, querulous Dorothy Zbornak.
That coquettish minx (and aging Southern belle with a checkered past), Ms. Blanche Devereaux.
Wide-eyed, seemingly airy spinster Rose Nylund.
Arch, irredeemably calculating witch, Mrs. Sophia Petrillo.
None of them may leave the house until the truth is uncovered. Sergeant Duffy, unleash the hounds.
You can expect the game to come into your life sometime in June. Each game costs about $39.95. Yes, it’s worth it.
Queerty’s full-time board game correspondent confirms that a Golden Girls Monopoly is in the works — no joke.
Maybe the girls are saving up to purchase The Golden Palace, or even Dr. Harry Weston’s conspicuously barren house next door…?
Check out the game’s winning design below.
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Uh . . . Rose was not a spinster.
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Uhhh…Queerty…please look up the meaning of the word “spinster.” It clearly does not apply to Rose.
Jack Meoff
All these Golden Girls themed products coming out lately now that they are all dead except for Betty White. I wonder what happens to their royalties?
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Rose is a widow. Her husband was Charlie. I just recently watched the whole series on Hulu. If I remember correctly she thought Charlie had a big one but it was the only one she had ever seen. She talked about the bull on the farm that she saw the penis and that it would have been envious of Charlie’s.