Target ‘Surprised + Disappointed’ Lady Gaga Reneged On Deal To Gay-Wash The Company

“We were very surprised and disappointed by the statements made by Lady Gaga’s organization related to her partnership with Target,” says the company in a statement after Lady Gaga dropped the retailer like it’s hot. “Target remains committed to the LGBT community as demonstrated by our contributions to various LGBT organizations, our recently established Policy Committee to review our political giving and our respectful, inclusive workplace environment.” Lies, of course. But if Gaga really wants to make good on her momentary lapse in judgment, maybe she can lend some publicity to Canvass For A Cause, which (at least temporarily) scored the right to collect signatures outside San Diego Target stores, even if the retailer wants them removed from the premises.