Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin, the World’s Foremost Expert On Motherhood, shat out a blogpost clucking at Obama for considering his daughters’ opinions when it comes to gay marriage.

The daughter of Sarah writes:

While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads.  In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.  Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.  Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

And ideally, the children listen, right? I’m sure Todd Palin lectured Bristol on the evils of sex before marriage. Hmm…

Perhaps Bristol could’ve educated him on how abstinence and lack of sex education make for unwed mothers. She’s the poster child for what happens when you don’t talk to your kids about sex.

Levi’s babymama does get in one pretty funny line: “I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.”


But seriously, what should be Bristol’s karmic comeuppance? Gay personality Brian Moylan tweets: “Congrats, Bristol Palin, you just ensured that your son is going to grow up to be absolutely flaming.”

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