Fans are making quite a racket, so to speak, over tennis champion Andy Murray’s latest X-ray.
They’re not gagging because the Scottish athlete just underwent hip resurfacing surgery and now has a metal hip… but because his X-ray image appears to show off the ghastly outline of Murray’s penis resting against his left thigh.
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The 31-year-old, who recently announced his retirement plans, apparently had no idea he was making an NSFW reveal Instagram on Tuesday, January 29. “I underwent a hip resurfacing surgery in London yesterday morning,” he wrote in the caption. “Feeling a bit battered and bruised just now but hopefully that will be the end of my hip pain. I now have a metal hip as you can see…”
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Well, the metal hip isn’t all that followers saw. Just check out these responses on Twitter:
Well, I saw more than I expected when I looked at the X-ray, But sending wishes for a speedy recovery. (Quite impressive considering it was after major surgery ??? ) Andy Murray
— phoenix (@R0bbo14) January 29, 2019
@andy_murray u do know people can see ur pipe on the X-ray pic
— BigRig (@Ben54427113) January 29, 2019
YES to Andy Murray posting X-rays of his dick, this is exactly the kind of casual thotty behaviour I stand by ??
— OG T (@accordingtot0m) January 29, 2019
get well soon, Andy Murray, thanks for the x-ray dick pic.twitter.com/MCCjgDAVgp
— Robert Kessler (@robertkessler) January 29, 2019
By the way, radiologists have a couple of slang terms for when penises point out an injury or an illness in a X-rays: “John Thomas sign” or “Throckmorton sign.” Murray’s penis is pointed away from his bad hip, but nevertheless, the John Thomas sign’s Wikipedia entry seems to have been recently edited recently to list “Murray’s mount” as an alternative name. Oh, Andy, the indignities!
Invader7
Date a Scots man.. Brother they’re usually thick ,uncut and are beasts in bed.. And that accent makes me bang ’em harder and rougher while pulling their hair.They LOVE it.. I’ve dated 3 Scots men here in the States !!! Fantastic men… So down to Earth.And date a Jewish man- also beasts in bed!!! Oy Vey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dre23222
Hey man where do I meet these men? I would love to meet and get to know a good scot or Jewish man. Nice handsome black guy here in DC
Tony1129
TMI..
ingyaom
Nothing “ghastly” about that. “Ghostly”, perhaps?
Brian
It’s Queerty, he’s white. I’m sure they meant ghastly.
avesraggiana
Ooohhhh…it’s so nice and thick, and juicy looking. Delicious!
Billy Budd
Does it mean he is inclined to the left, politically? I like him.
Dymension
I had to look long and hard before I could see it. Jeez…
chillin_b4_a_drillin
I love your double entendre.
Tony1129
Lol
Trekbike
Nice head on his thick dick!! Nice balls too! Mmmm
chillin_b4_a_drillin
Alas, a Felix Jones he is not.
chillin_b4_a_drillin
Saved the x-ray to my pictures folder for posterity.
Ashke113
And the gays are even turned on by an xray of a dick……we have hit rock bottom
Daggerman
blimey, I can’t believe how pathetic and shallow gay men really are. What wankers. And they’ve got the cheek to slate off straight blokes???
o.codone
I’m not seeing “it”. Help.
Donston
There are actually plenty of women who have commented on the pic. And I’m certain most gays don’t really care about this “event”. But I love how self-hating gays use every little thing to justify their self-hate and to dismiss general homophobia.
skyreader
Finally saw it. He’s a hunk anyway. Probably uncut.
kyaasi
Totally not seeing it.
Hairry Last
I see it but probably, wouldnt if no one would have mentioned it??
Lets get over it..?
jay604
What’s the big deal? Andy is straight. NO gay guy will ever throat his dick.