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The 10 Best Songs About Gay Sex

Screen shot 2014-03-27 at 23.33.48You may have been shocked to come across Fly Young Red and his delightfully vulgar new single “Throw That Boy Pussy” last week.

But although the lyrics ‘boy pussy’ sure are new, musical homages to gay sex have been around for some time.

Our top 10 list has got all kinds of sexual acts to bootie, er boot. All in the name of music, of course…

 

Mister Chase – Fuck You Better (Neon Hitch Cover)

Mister Chase is an EDM, rocktronic performer based in New York City. His cover of Neon Hitch’s “Fuck You Better” is awesome, and adds a totally different, totally hot, and totally gay element to the song.

With the lyrics: “He can fuck you good, but I can fuck you better, better, better, better,” this song turns into a pair of tops fighting over a bottom (story of my life).

The video is a super-charged homoerotic boxing match with plenty of sweat, showering and general hotness. Make sure you check out Mister Chase‘s  original material too.

 

Wayne G (feat.) Stewart Who? – Twisted

“Excuse me? Do you fuck as well as you dance?” So starts “Twisted”, an underground dance hit in the late ’90s that charted at #19 in Australia.

It took DJs Wayne G and Stewart Who? around the world with a superb documentary called “Through The K Hole”, which followed their partying, drug-taking and sexual exploits. Here’s the trailer.

The iconic track has some of the most memorable lyrics of its genre, including: “Take your dog-like face, to another place.”

You can catch Wayne G in San Francisco and around the world, while Stewart Who? plays regularly on the London scene. They’re a bit better behaved these days of course…

 

Christeene – Fix My Dick

And  now for something completely different, from “Drag Terrorist” Christeene. Characterized as a “sexually infused sewer of live rap and vile shamelessness,” Christeene’s “Fix My Dick” has some hairy-assed go-gos and a lot of uncomfortable moments.

Lyrics include: “How many people does it take to fix my dick? Get your lipstick ‘round my pole, while you’re working that hole from the other side.”

If you don’t think it’s quite gay enough — watch the video. She gets her package out and jangles it around. Obviously.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

AB Soto – Hotboy

Back on track with some boy-on-boy sexiness, emerging artist AB Soto has just completed a European tour, including some awesome London gigs (he’s great live). He is a handsome hairy chap that just so happens to look great in sparkly dresses.

“Hotboy” has a great video with the lyrics: “Does that make you hot boy? I need you to cum.”

Fine with us.

 

Johnny Dangerous feat. QBoy and Soce – Hotline

This next track turns up the gay sex talk to a whole new level, with a rap from QBoy that’s enough to make your Grandad hard. Just check them out:

“Deeper than sess-pits is how I’ll fuck you, so good, you’ll cum without touching your dick, dude.”

“Cute men, big cocks, bubble butts for rimming, juicy sweet holes to lick and dart my tongue on,

Deep throat my whole dick, I’m all pre-cummin,’ sniff ya pits and in your mouth I’ll spit.”

Johnny Dangerous is renowned for his gay sex lyrics, with tracks like “Eat It” and “Take Your Man”.

QBoy runs regular nights in London and has a new track out just this week. His Facebook page is a good place to find out more.

 

Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Krisco Kisses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upb-zEPUnY8&feature=kp

Songs about gay sex are not a new thing, kids. This awesome ’80s offering from Frankie Goes To Hollywood is all about the joys of fisting. It’s slightly ambiguous, well, it isn’t really at all if you’ve heard of Krisco…

They lyrics are pretty clearly fisting-related when you pay attention:

“You fit me like a glove, my love, you fit me like a glove. Be my friend my be-bop, take it to the top my love.

Krisco kisses, kisses, never misses, misses. Krisco kisses, kisses, you can take it up, up and up.”

 

Cazwell – All Over Your Face

As one of the most prominent gay pop stars on the planet, Cazwell doesn’t shy away from up-front sexual lyrics.

The (sadly pretty grainy) video for ‘All Over Your Face’ features some of the elites of New York nightlife, including Amanda Lepore. It goes something like this:

“I’m greasy, grimy, two-timey, butt-sniffing animal. And if I want it, I get it, I’ll eat that ass like a cannibal.”

“It’s all over your face, tell me how does it taste? When the lights go off, and your head goes down, don’t let a drop go to waste – go to town now.”

 

Jonny McGovern – Soccer Practice

Next up is a comedy song about a gay guy trying to get in the pants of his dumb straight soccer boy buddy. There’s no up front sex-talk here, but this clearly a song about a boy wanting to fuck a boy:

“Hey dude, I was thinking, we could, go do, something dirty… there’s nothing wrong, with helping a buddy out.”

Nice try Jonny!

 

Gay Pirates – Cosmo Jarvis

Now for a heart-warming, tragic tale of gay love on the seas. With a bit of gang-rape:

“And i’m sick of being beaten, and whipped and lashed to death,
I want one night with no gang-rape, but i won’t hold my breath.”

But aside from the blatant sexual references below, this is a love song about a pair of gay pirates, set upon by their homophobic crew:

“Yo-ho, Sebastian, I want to love you good,
We deserve much better than we’ve had.”

Although pirates actually had a form of gay marriage, so these pair may have just been on the wrong ship at the wrong time.

 

The Sex That I Need – Avenue D (feat. Cazwell)

We round off with a delightfully dirty, sex-filled face-off, between Avenue D and Cazwell. The pair talk about the kind of guys they like and the kind of sex they like having. Avenue D (a girl) with straight guys — Cazwell with gay guys:

“I’ll show where my stage is, his ass is on my bed, the head board hit his head, ’till his head turned red, in and out was the motion KY was the lotion and that’s the way it goes…”

Oh yes. And there’s more:

 “I like the type of guy that’s the east vil style, chill for a while if he’s versatile but the bottom direction give me his ass and give me affection.”

You’re our king of gay sex lyrics Cazwell, so keep up the good work!

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19 Comments

  • Rad

    Cosmo Jarvis released an extraordinary acoustic version of “Gay Pirates” that, to this day when I play is, I get teary eyed. Just a beautiful song that, at the acoustic level, becomes so intimate; it resonates right to my core.

  • SFHandyman

    Boom boom (boom let’s go back to my room) By Paul Lekakis
    He matured into a gorgeous man – Google him

  • boring

    “Be Aggressive” by Faith no More.

    You’re welcome.

  • Chris-MI

    How can you not have the Village People on this list? People took that stuff seriously. That alone triumphs anything on Youtube.

  • kidwithnofaceonatrike

    OMG. I am horrified. How is there no MC Crumbsnatcher on this list?! You couldn’t have included “All You Faggots Can Suck My Dick” or “Let’s Get to Humpin” or “Boy I Don’t Think It’s Sleazy (Cuz We’re In A Bathroom)?” DA FUQ.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcFgdzhZV3w

  • Knickie14

    Honey, if the term “boy pussy” is new to you, you haven’t been reading enough classic gay porn!

  • hotshot70

    Pansy Division should be here!

  • hotshot70

    And what about Gangsta Fag?

  • Brad Crothers

    Any song by Hirsute Pursuit.

  • seaguy

    @SFHandyman: I was going to mention that one if someone had not already. I cannot believe it was not on the list!

  • Earths Laughter

    Wow, No MC Crumbsnatcher?!? I’m so embarrassed for you. Nice list otherwise…unfortunate oversight excepting.

  • kidwithnofaceonatrike

    See also MC Crumbsnatcher – Let’s Get to Humpin – “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that your pancreas jiggles, then I’ll flick it on your asshole and say ‘tickle tickle'”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA6EQVw9Jr8

  • debb1322

    The list should definitely have
    “that boy is a bottom” by Willam.

  • keithb94

    Ok, there are two tracks missing from this list: Boy Is A Bottom by DWV and Love You Like A Big Shlong by Willam.

  • TVC 15

    I’m not a fan of his music, but I wouldn’t kick Cazwell out of bed. Every time I see him, I get all tingly down there.

  • joshuaserpico13

    With the possible exception of Cazwell, these songs are fucking terrible. I’m personally embarrassed of all of them. Ugh. And MC Crumbsnatcher? I turned that shit off after about 30 seconds. I couldn’t continue suffering through that horrid noise.

  • NotWeirdQueer

    I think I just found a great theme for tomorrow’s Not Weird, Queer radio show on KPQR 99.1 FM, Wild Planet Radio. Tune in and hear these songs!

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