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The Awkward Porn Parody Is Alive And Well With “Reservoir Dicks”

Back in the day, gay porn was chockablock with punny flicks like The Man Who Blew Too Much and Charlie’s Anal. Now it’s mostly straight pornmakers skewering mainstream movies, but they take all the wit out of it with titles like Avengers XXX.

Joining Jet Set Men—which still churns out erotic parodies like Jersey Score, Tosh.Hole and the inevitable 21 Hump Streetis new-ish paysite Men.com, which has the blogosphere chuckling right now thanks to it’s new adult masterpiece, Reservoir Dicks.

This erotic spin on Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs re-creates one of the original’s infamous sequences by putting hot-bodied Gavin Waters at the mercy of Bobby Clark, Tommy Defendi, Rex Roddick and Mitch Vaughn.

Although this time, nobody loses an ear or gets shot (we hope).

“When four secret service agents are busted for moonlighting as gay escorts, they suspect that one of them tipped off the Feds,” reads the press release. “A desk clerk at the CIA holds the secret as to which is the turncoat, but he’ll only tell on one condition: that the secret be fucked out of him!”

Tarantino’s ultra-violent, blood-spattered odes to grindhouse cinema might not seem like logical choices for a porn riff, but stranger things have happened (Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks, anyone?)

All Worlds Video already took a stab at this concept with 2004’s Drill Bill, Vol. 1, but think of the possibilities: Jackie Brown-Eye, Inglorious Cum Basters, Pulp Friction.

Hell, Django Unchained practically sells itself.

Photos: Men.com (NSFW), h/t: DudeTube (NSFW)