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The Beach Beauties At Ascension

OH SNAP — When the boys of Fire Island Pines weren’t listening to Countess LuAnn deLesseps “perform” Money Can’t Buy You Class at this past weekend’s Ascension party, this is what they were doing: looking pretty. [via]

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24 Comments

  • Lindsay

    Where’s the Thinking Dress?

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    Mmmmm…Men!

  • NAP79

    @ Mr. Enemabag Jones – Men????? I see one, maybe two.

    Looks like a mall employee pool party. Almost all of them work @ Gap except for the tall one in the back, sans hat.

  • Elegance is learned (my friends)

    None of these betches are cute…except maybe the one in the front with a belly! You should plug your friends on Facebook, not on Queerty.

  • ronn

    @NAP79: Looks more like kitchen staff to me……

  • Michael

    Pic taken at the first hole of Putt-Putt? Who won?

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    I was thinking some sort of Father/Son day for some organization….. :-p

  • Joe

    Body fat > total IQ

  • David

    Looks like the reunion for the members of the audio visual club from high school.

  • Tofer David

    Oh my, what a collection of comments.

    I will say, though, I remember that audio visual club from high school. Those boys were always looking for missing VCR #42.

    Oh, the humanity of it all.

  • Black Pegasus

    Each and every one of those Queens has major “Gay Face”…
    And they also have horrible taste in designer eye wear.

    Ugh!

  • Enron

    Speechless…not in a good way either.

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    @Tofer David: Be willing to bet the creepy janitor has #42, watchin equally creepy grainy VHS tapes in his room next to the boiler room…….We heard the shit that went on down there was waaaay scary……… :p

  • Scot

    Are The Beach Beauties standing behind these guys?

  • NAP79

    If Pineslore is nothing but these vapid go-go dancing wannabe she-boys, I can tell you one place I have no interest in visiting anytime soon.

  • NAP79

    If Pineslore is nothing but these vapid go-go dancing wannabe she-boys, I can tell you one place I have no interest in visiting anytime soon.

    The other pics on the website seem to confirm this unfortunately.

  • Nautilus369

    Negative feedback is unavoidable when you and your friends have been singled out to represent the ultra elite, stunningly beautiful and glamorous epicenter of modern gay culture. Bashing others is easier to accept than dealing with being irrelevant. How cold it must be to be standing outside looking in…betches!

  • Bergdorf

    If these guys are the image of modern gay culture, we are doomed for sure.
    Horrible taste on sunglasses, superficial bitches and attention grabbing whores

  • A True Biatch!!!

    You are all a bunch of HATERS!!! I think they look hot. I am a straight girl and I would totally do the dark one!!! LMFAO!!!! Don’t hate…APPRECIATE!!!!

  • RichBigD*ckRiceQueen

    the white guys look rich.. are they ricequeens? the asians boys are super hot, ill take them all and a side of pork friedrice please.

  • Into Mr.Big

    Those asians need to get out of my way and back to the kitchen. Leave all thes big hot men for me. Whore cares if the IQ is really low.. there is just so so so much to love. The one in the hat is a DILF and the balding wolveriene looks like a hot piece too. I’ll take both beef cakes with a biscuit on the side.

  • hjl

    Wow!! What hateful comments…obviously many of us gays still have internalized hate that can only be channelled to make “cutting & witty” remarks on others. No matter who these people are and what you think of them, they are a group of friends having fun on the beach. THAT–a group of gay friends dancing openly on the beach and obviously enjoying each others company–is something to be celebrated.

  • Felipe

    Wow… hateful comments? To say the least. What is embarrassing is how racist the comments are. Midwest people can be so ignorant, they let out steam writing anonymously, obviously.

    What´s saddest of all… is that your racism blinded you to the fact that these are all extremely successful New Yorkers that once a year go out and play in the beach.

    I know because though they aren’t my friends, i`ve met most of them.

    Investment bankers, professors, marketing professionals, magazine editors, two doctors… if they have ever worked at a kitchen was when they were in college serving you white trash idiots, for fun because mommy and daddy had forgotten to send them their allowances.

  • Sexy Rexy

    @Bergdorf: THANK you…..

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