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The Movie Where Hairless Young Men Try To Kill Each Other In Their Underwear

Any movie trailer that opens with scenes of a blonde twink walking around in his underwear while the V.O. narrates, “For years, I have watched and waited for them,” before cutting to two hot jocks in their swimsuits and, “For years, I have plotted my sacrifice,” is definitely going to draw gay 15-year-olds. Especially those who don’t know I Know What You Did Last Summer mixed with homoerotics doesn’t a movie make. But who cares: 1313: Nightmare Mansion is PG-rated slasher porn for tweens, and I’m in. (And yes, that is Survivor: Nicaragua winner Judson “Fabio” Birza.) [via]