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The Publicity Fauxmance Between Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift Is Over

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Although celebrity tabloids are often accused of making up quotes from “friends” and “sources” to fit their storyline each week, none sums up the report about public heterosexual Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift splitting up than this one, from a “source close to Swift” in Us Weekly: “It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends. There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived.” Oh really?

And: “They plan to stay friends.” Just like they always have been?

Too bad they’ll be appearing on-screen this Valentine’s Day as one of those heterosexual couples in love — the film shoot where they supposedly met and fell in lust.

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15 Comments

  • terrwill

    I am still full of Holiday good will, therefore I feel the
    need to offer comfort to Taylor L…………..

  • sal(the original)

    did he run off with britney??!!!i knew it!!!

  • Brian NJ

    Yea! I hope he has a spoogy new year.

  • romeo

    Well if he’s back on the market, then he’s mine all mine!

    Actually, I like Swift and think she’s very talented and seems sweet natured. However, Lautner deserves ME!!!

  • terrwill

    No. 4 · romeo: Sorry I claimed him first!! : P
    However I am sure there is enough of him to share……

  • RomanHans

    Well, call me clueless. Doesn’t personality count for anything any more? I’d definitely kick him out of bed, even before he started tweeting his friends or playing Jonas Brothers records.

  • romeo

    @Roman, puhleeze don’t take this the wrong way, but who needs a personality if you look like that? LOL

  • terrwill

    No. 6 · RomanHans: I can’t recalling banging the hell out of
    a personality………. : P

  • DamienB

    I doubt that this was a beard relationship, but just another one that’s been concocted by PR agents for teen stars. Miley Cyrus and every other teen celeb boy, Britney and Justin, etc. etc.

    It’s just a way to garner media for the two. I just hope it was a beard for Lautner…he’s so hot. lol

  • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

    Okay, certainly as an 8th grader through high school junior, Taylor Lautner, wow, yummy, and great j/o material. And at 17/18, I sure had my fun seducing and being seduced by 20-30; learned lots of fun tricks.

    BUT, come on guys, really, the love life of two 17 year-olds; isn’t that just a little too high school? Perhaps this topic is a little more appropriate run the gaytween blogs. Now pack those peckers away boys; there some more growing up to be done.

  • Jake

    I love how people are saying “he’s 17, leave him alone”. Well if he wasn’t supposed to be presented as a sexual object they shouldn’t constantly parade his half naked body around. Just like the puppeteers that handled Brit Brit during the Baby One More Time period they sure as hell know what they’re doing. This kid is gayer then a Cher impersanator Convention on Fire Island during a Pride parade.

  • Michael W.

    She probably doesn’t give head. You can just look at her and tell.

  • AxelDC

    I had girlfriends when I was his age. I was also a virgin until I came out. Go figure.

  • TheAwfulTruth

    another muscle bore. After the vampire series is over, so will be his career.

  • romeo

    The vampire movies will give him enough fame to make him a brand, already has. His career will go on if he bothers to keep growing as an actor and doesn’t fuck up too badly.

    Awful, you obviously got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Sit down and put your head between your knees. It does wonders.

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