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The Publicity Fauxmance Between Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift Is Over

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Although celebrity tabloids are often accused of making up quotes from “friends” and “sources” to fit their storyline each week, none sums up the report about public heterosexual Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift splitting up than this one, from a “source close to Swift” in Us Weekly: “It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends. There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived.” Oh really?

And: “They plan to stay friends.” Just like they always have been?

Too bad they’ll be appearing on-screen this Valentine’s Day as one of those heterosexual couples in love — the film shoot where they supposedly met and fell in lust.