Blowing It

The Story of the Beauty Pageant Sponsor Who Blew Bodybuilder Zeb Atlas

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When I read this story from RadarOnline about an old dude named Ric Alonso, I saw the accompanying picture and immediately thought: I know this guy from somewhere. Oh yeah! He’s Jake Cruise, the guy who turned walking slab of muscle/bodybuilder Zeb Atlas onto gay porn by giving him the blowjob of his life in the iconic feature Zeb Atlas Serviced.

Apparently Cruise’s other extracurricular activities include financing a “wholesome” beauty pageant:

Ric Alonso and his partner of 21 years, Ernie Koneck, are both highly involved in the Southern California Scholarship Association — a nonprofit that produces the Miss Hollywood pageant, which is an official preliminary to Miss California and Miss America.

But has discovered that Ric goes by the pseudonym Jake Cruise, a gay porn star and producer that owns three hardcore adult websites.

Koneck has been forced to resign from this “SoCal Scholarship Association,” which runs the Miss Hollywood pageant and is apparently a “feeder pageant for the Miss America,” as—who else—Fox News reports.

I say: Who cares? I can understand the reservations people have about a guy with a gay porn past who teaches young children, though I still think he doesn’t pose a threat to them because I don’t subscribe to the gay-porn-stars-must-be-pedophiles worldview. But this dude just puts on a pageant where dumb bitches strut their shit in front of a camera and try to come up with something intelligible to say when asked softball questions. (They often fail.)

Anyway, thank you for turning out Zeb Atlas, Ric Alonso/Jake Cruise, because I have a thing for bodybuilders. Could you ask him to stop making music videos though? Thanks.

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