New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady may have just been suspended for four games without pay by the NFL, fined $1 million and taken away two draft picks as punishment for deflating footballs used in the AFC title game, but he’s still a winner in many ways. But before the news came down, the charismatic Brady expressed himself (and got song-ified in the process) to let fans know exactly how he feels about the balls he plays with and he doesn’t want anyone else touching them or rubbing them. To Brady, and to us, those balls are perfect and need to be squeezed.

Watch (and feel free to sing-along) below.

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