After the doom and gloom cast by Week 1 of the Donald Trump era, followed by the fresh hell of Week 2, HuffPost Comedy has done the world a favor by providing us with a much-needed moment of levity: #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders.
It's important to stay focused and informed, but have you had your break today? Play #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders with us! pic.twitter.com/vwwvs7MSvc
— HuffPost Comedy (@HuffPostComedy) January 31, 2017
Social media quickly hopped on board with the hashtag, with people across the country tweeting the different menu items they imagine Donald Trump and his cabinet of deplorables order every time they hit the McDonald’s drive-thru.
Check out our favorite #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders…
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders Eggs (whites only), white toast, sausages that don't touch.
— CiderTowne (@FactsNotAlts) January 31, 2017
Burrito. You're paying for it. #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) January 31, 2017
Do you have fact free yogurt?#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— names (@thecorinthians9) January 31, 2017
Cheeseburger hold the LGBT #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Cornelius Rockefeller (@fartbagels) January 31, 2017
Bigly Mac Combo Meal with 'Murican Fries….HUGE -SIZED!!!!!!#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders @HuffPostComedy
— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) January 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/d_vandenborn/status/826520172282404865
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#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders – Dairy LGBTQueen Workplace Protections
— Miss??Informed (@p1nkstarf1sh) January 31, 2017
All meals served with lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, and carrots will be banned. Although this is not a salad ban. #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Bob (@xsstringer) January 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/sweetskelter/status/826519543975665664
Which Spicer sauce? Pants on fire or alternative hot? #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— George (@georgelvl80war) January 31, 2017
White meat. ONLY WHITE MEAT. #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders @HuffPostComedy
— James Schlarmann (@JamboSchlarmbo) January 31, 2017
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Mo Bro
Niiiice.
And you guys call ME a troll.
Kangol
Man up, don’t be so politically correct!
DCguy
Gee, Freedom of Speech, you’d think the GOP full of Fake Patriots would have heard about that.
Mo Bro
“Fake Patriots”?
Coming from an America-hating liberal?
That is rich.