GET BEHIND ME SATAN

WATCH: Ex-Gay Porn Star Claims Gay Sex Anally Births The Devil

Thank God for YouTube giving a forum to whackjobs like Joseph Sciambra: The self-proclaimed “former gay-porn star” donned his holiest sweater vest to declare that Satan loves anal sex, so much so that it’s basically the cradle of his existence.

This coming from a man who claims he had to have his “sphincters almost stitched shut.” Presumably to keep the devil from escaping.

Sciambra and more of his teachings can be found at his blog, How Our Lord Jesus Christ Saved Me From Homosexuality, Pornography, and the Occult. Catchy, right?

h/t: Huff Po