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WATCH: Ex-Gay Porn Star Claims Gay Sex Anally Births The Devil

Thank God for YouTube giving a forum to whackjobs like Joseph Sciambra: The self-proclaimed “former gay-porn star” donned his holiest sweater vest to declare that Satan loves anal sex, so much so that it’s basically the cradle of his existence.

This coming from a man who claims he had to have his “sphincters almost stitched shut.” Presumably to keep the devil from escaping.

Sciambra and more of his teachings can be found at his blog, How Our Lord Jesus Christ Saved Me From Homosexuality, Pornography, and the Occult. Catchy, right?

h/t: Huff Po

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34 Comments

  • Cam

    Is there any backing for the fact that this guy did porn? Honestly it seems like something one of those anti-gay groups would do.

    “Hey, go on and say that YOU have had lots of gay sex and make up stuff about all the medical stuff you had to have done!”

    If this IS true, then meth is a helluva drug.

  • Raquel Santiago

    Nah, i believe he probably did have his ass stitched cause what he took was too big for him to handle. Probably should have had his mouth stitched shut.

  • 2eo

    It merely found another orifice to exude from.

  • Ms Urethra Franklin

    The term “porn star” is so overused.
    You are not a porn star just for sucking/fucking on video.
    You are a “porn participant”.
    “I did porn”, “I made porn” is more accurate than I was a “porn star”.
    Similarly if I did one scene as an extra in a movie with Ben Affleck, it does make me a “movie star”.

    There are real porn stars at there that deserve that label, but not the hundreds of thousands of people who have guzzled semen on video.

  • MK Ultra

    the grimace on the face of this pathetic little creature in the thumbnail says it all. Get help, “ex porn star”.
    btw “porn star”? Dillusions of grandiosity is a sign of underlying mental problems.

  • Samuel

    @Cam: It is a fair question… Proof of his “porn past” needs to come out before we can understand why he would say these sad and outrageous things.
    Can anyone confirm any of his “BDSM titles”

  • Jason

    Damn it! Yet again we have a case of Queerty’s sloppy reporting!!!!! When are you guys going to check your facts?!!!!!

    He is wearing a sweater, not a sweater vest.

  • Gigi Gee

    I hate the fact that I know this but Mr. Sphincter has never (allegedly) said he’s an “ex-gay.” He’s says that he “left the homosexual lifestyle” – you know, the one where you work for a D-class porn porn studio, get high on meth, and let guys fist you for so long that your ass has be sewn back together by Dr. Nick Riviera – and now he’s a gay christian.

    GOOD NEWS! There’s a pt. 2 and a pt. 3 to the SATAN LOVES ANAL SEX videos.

  • Brian

    If he liked things up his sphincter, it means he had a fetish for things up his ass. Fetishes can be so unhealthy in this regard.

  • Samuel

    His sexuality is certainly questionable and reminds me of the canadian bisexual porn star, Lukaa Magnotta who was found to have murdered and dismembered his asian lover, simply because he was chinese!
    In one of his videos http://youtu.be/rSejdHoZGSo
    he says that (@5:00) ” strange enough, also at the same time, I was picking up female prostitutes off the street” while he was in Castro having sex with gay men when he was younger.
    Sound pretty wierd and not very gay to begin…..

  • oilburner

    Om—gosh this fella is frikkin fool! Iv’e been having anal sex off & on 4
    about 12 years now [&NO NOT AS A PORN STAR] …lol.. & I have yet 2
    .need.my.Sphincters.. sewn ALMOST shut. Good gracious alive!!
    What in God’s Gay Hell was this.. AssHole shoving up his asshole ?????

  • oilburner

    BTW CRYSTAL METH & PNP ARE………………gross..&.um..yeah.gross….
    Almost as gross as getting ur sphincter sewn almost shut. LOL. Ugh I’m done!

  • Dawster

    I happen to know for a fact that gay sex anally births the devil. especially if you do not douche properly.

    So please, people… wash, rinse, repeat.

    Cleanliness is next to OMGodliness.

  • Rockery

    He is not attractive. Must have been one of those really discount “studios” one where its a guy shooting it on his iPhone in a motel.

  • QJ201

    @Rockery: fisting porn doesn’t cast for looks

  • Barry

    LOL Well when you abuse your body (damaging sex) whether you are heterosexual or homosexual you can harm yourself. This man is delusional and unwilling to look at his own unhealthy lifestyle. Joseph you seem to have screwed up in your life so please do not speak for all gay men. You unfortunately are an unhealthy man and have lived an unhealthy lifestyle. Do not project that on to all of us. There are plenty of heterosexual people who live unhealthy sex lives as well. Heterosexuals also have abused their bodies. I feel sorry for you and please focus on yourself and look in your own mirror! Fix your own life and do not worry about those of us in healthy relationships (not in porn or engaging in hurtful sex). I have been gay for 20 years and have no issues. I have a partner of 8 years. I also take care of my body and have a healthy sex life with him. LOL What a joke! Get some help Joe. You really need it. I really feel sorry for you!

  • Barry

    I hate to say it but I think in the near future this guy will get caught in some gay sex cruise area. So sad! Internalized homophobia is very difficulty for some men to cope with. Sigh :(

  • balehead

    a real wingnut…

  • Chris-MI

    I once heard someone describe ex-gays as “fragile people.” This guy needs to talk to someone more honest than a bunch of extremist Christians. They seize on people like him and tell them that God and their parents will love them again if they can just get the demons exorcised from their rectums. And all the time they’re secretly full of loathing because they think that if God really loved him, God wouldn’t let him be so “fragile.” It’s vicious–if he admits to still being in pain, then he admits that God really isn’t helping.

  • seaguy

    Someone forgot to inform this freak that jerking off on your webcam does not make you a “gay porn star”. I have watched enough porn to know this freak is not a “former gay porn star”, he is though a pathetic freak!

  • DJPerezMA

    @Ms Urethra Franklin: Veteran Porn Consumer here (been following gay porn since ’78). “Gay Porn STAR” WOULD be inappropriate if Joseph was a lower-level performer. I am following some hunches and conversations being had on various blogs about Joseph. I don’t have the complete confirmation yet, but if my hunch is correct, the term “Porn Star” would apply to Joseph’s Gay Porn ID. He might not have been as big as the “Big Three” (Ryker. Stryker, Idol), but he was a solid player with MANY titles in a wide range of studios during the same time period…..

    That he doesn’t look “Porn-Ready” now doesn’t mean he didn’t “have it” for the cameras 15-20 years ago. Hard Life and Aging happen. I’ll post more as I get more solid info.

    I have compassion for the fact that Joseph’s career might have taken a toll. I just wish he weren’t using Religious Fundamentalism as his corrective. He plays right into the hands of Anti – Gay / Anti -Porn /Anti Sex Work Abolitionists. (No coincidence that his blog features posts from Anti – Porn Former Performer SHELLY LUBBEN of the Pink Cross; Look her up on youtube and Porn Industry insider Michael Whiteacre’s takedown of Shelly “The Devil and Shelly Lubben”. She can make Joseph sound sane by comparison) .

  • Lefty

    Oh come on, it’s a parody FFS.
    His channel is called OnKneesForJesus4 and the description says “My life is all about getting on my knees and faithfully servicing Jesus until He comes.”

  • Lefty

    Satire, not parody.

  • DJPerezMA

    Sorry, @Lefty, but this man is the real deal. Just ask his good friend in Anti – Porn Evangelism, former Porn Starlet SHELLY LUBBEN of the Pink Cross:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1ZAG0K4_O4

    Shelly has been pushing her evangelism on the hetero porn industry for the past few years. With Mr. Sciambra, she’s diversifying her anti – porn message. This IS REAL….NOT PARODY!!!!

  • Lefty

    @DJPerezMA: Christ. Even that site seems at first glance like parody (The Truth About Porn rap album???), but I guess not.
    I should just say re my comment about that youtube channel that it’s kind of bizarre in itself. That description is definitely tongue-in-cheek, surely? And if you go to the On Knees For Jesus blog, the background image confirms that. Yet the person who owns that yt channel is the one who uploaded the video and even though he refers to this dude in the third person, it begs the question: where did he get the video from if he isn’t the man in the video?
    I should say, I’ve watched the Satan Anal Sex video now (couldn’t be bothered earlier) and he does seem sincere.
    It’s very odd.

  • Samuel

    @DJPerezMA: Wouldn’t mind knowing some of the “MANY” titles you are refering to.

  • jwrappaport

    Stitched shut? Good grief. I did not need to hear that.

    In other news, I’m off to birth another devil tonight.

  • Rockery

    @QJ201:

    LOL!

  • Bellerophon69

    Does Santorum have his own line of sweaters that makes the wearer turn stupid? Or is it this guy has a Ginormous man crush on Ricky “Shmutz”? I love the YouTube caption; “Satan loves Anal Sex”. What a co-inkydink, so do I!

  • wizbang_fl

    @Rockery: Naw, it was in the time of black and white porn movies.

  • manofsteel26

    Why the mystery, DJPerez? My theory is that it’s Jason Andrews, popular in the 90s.

  • BobInTheBul

    It’s that fart demon.

    Where the hell do people come up with this shit?!

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