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WATCH: GOP Promises To Make Tampa Convention Grindr-Friendly, Cruising-Ready

It’s almost time for the Republican National Convention in Tampa, FL, y’all!

The GOP knows how many man-hungry male delegates will be blowing up Grindr, so they’ve ensured there will be top-notch wifi, glory-hole-ready bathrooms and other closet-case amenities. (Don’t want another London Games-style blackout, right?)

Okay, so the above video is really a Funny or Die clip, but we don’t doubt there’ll be plenty of man-on-man action when the Republicans come to town. If you catch wind of any Craigslist posts or Grindr profiles from the convention, send them to [email protected].

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  • LadyL

    “MARCUS BACHMANN! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HUSBAND?? MARCCCCUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!!”

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