It seems like everybody has a renewed appreciation for hydration following the success of Cardi B.’s single “WAP.” Just ask comedian Michael Henry, who released a video on the subject.

The new sketch finds Michael and friends Wilson & Pete planning to toilet paper a neighbor’s house, when a loud “squishy” noise gives them all pause. As the gang starts to extoll the virtues of their own WAPs, one friend runs off in disgrace. Though Wilson insists that he has a WAP, Michael and Pete know better. Wilson actually has a DAP (use your imagination…or just watch the video).

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Pete, on the other hand, gets a call from his doctor warning him to wear two pairs of underwear. No wonder he carries a roll of paper towels in his purse.

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