WATCH: Nutso Lady Recites Strangely Entrancing Homophobic Poetry At NE Hearing

The Nebraska-based blog Aksarbent has turned us on to this old lady, who recites a homophobic Druid chant at a hearing on a  LGBT-protections ordinance proposed in the Cornhusker State.

Witness the lyrical genius of this nutbag, one Jane Skrovota:

“P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider…”

“A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”

Hillary Clinton‘s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”

“Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”

“Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bis, and orgiers then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 are gays.”

“Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”

“Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.”

“A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.”

“Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”

Please, someone nominate her for Poet Laureate of the Anti-Gay Nation. Note that her odd syntax and improper use of words (homicider, etc.) is intentional and part of her poetic license.

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  • 1equalityUSA

    Maybe this lady should be Mittens Romney’s speech writer.

  • Red Meat

    I like her.

  • Dana

    Michele Bachmann has certainly aged quickly in the past couple of months.

  • TracyDom

    Single gender dorms to prevent college students from “going gay”? What a brilliant idea!

  • SammySeattle

    NOM’s base in action.

  • Jabaroo

    She can’t say penis? She has to spell it? It’s not a dirty word, it’s the proper terminology.

  • Jabaroo

    Also couldn’t stop looking at the dude in the background, he was the only one freaking out.

  • Philip

    “Delusional” doesn’t begin to cover it.

  • Larry

    I loved the guy in the background…he was so animated. I think most of the gays were across the aisle from him

  • stevoj

    @Red Meat: i do too for some odd reason. she seems fun

    and that hat is fabulous

  • Jabaroo

    @loafersguy: Very educational.

  • Marie Cohn

    The incarnation of Edna Welthorpe, (Mrs)

  • GreatGatsby2011

    Holy smokes!!! That was one long and EXTREMELY crazy stream of consciousness. PLEASE tell me someone is currently in the process of autotuning this!!

  • anon

    How is faggot formed? How anus get praegnant?

  • Carl

    @Jabaroo: Even funnier is how she can’t say “penis”, but is perfectly happy to say things like “anus licking”.

    I do have one request – if anyone can find out what she’s smoking/taking, let me know ‘cos I really want to get stoned and have an epic trip on my birthday. And given her behaviour, she’s clearly tripping big time.

    And the guy behind her is comedy gold. Epic number of epic facepalms and I lost track of the “What the F***S?!”

  • desdemona

    someone needs to put a penis up her anus and rupture her intestines

  • DMI

    I think GOProud should make her an honorary member.

  • Tadpolicus Wex

    Mink Stole should play her in the Lifetime tv adaptation of her story, she’d kill it. Oh, and for the record, if Judas is even remotely like Norman Reedus as depicted in Gaga’s video I chose homo, I mean you have to chose! P.S. I ‘d like to send a shot out to all my boys out there, you know, the “homiciders”.

  • Belize

    @Red Meat: Likewise. People like her make me feel so intelligent and blessed.

  • Timmeeeyyy!!!

    I’m reciting this word for word as performance art.

  • Marie Cohn

    Jane Svoboda, actual corrected name, is reported in the Omaha paper Saturday as an unmedicated schizophrenic, living in assisted living facility (according to her brother). She was previously in the news in 2007 as interrupting Obama at an Omaha town hall.

  • mc

    She’s a schizophrenic. What’s the other wacko’s like Bryan Fisher And Santorum’s excuse? They’re nuts without being poetic.

  • Mike Hipp

    You all have it wrong.

    She is simply reciting FoxNews comments from the Obama Says Yes to Gay-Marriage story.

  • Granster

    I wish to thank this woman. With enemies like this, how can we loose?

  • MikeE

    It would seem that her family has been complaining about how the video of her tirade has gone viral on youtube and whatnot.

    her brother has the nerve to a accuse those who posted the video.

    I say, I accuse the brother of not reining in his own sister. if you knew she was schizophrenic and prone to these insane public outbursts, then it’s YOUR responsibility to make sure she doesn’t end up in front of a public hearing on a contentious issue. If you can’t manage that, then don’t complain when her rantings become evening news.

  • 1equalityUSA

    I’ve enjoyed all of your clever comments and got a huge kick out of this story, however, I had not realized that this lady is schizophrenic. I just thought she was another Nancy “wiggle” Elliott of the New Hampshire fold coming out for her 15 minutes o’ fame. I can see why her brother would be bothered by this vid going viral. Our community has been hurt and slandered by the Nancy Elliotts and Maggie Gallaghers of the world for so long now that it’s not unusual to hear rants such as this and not think it’s their “normal.” Sorry, brother-of-schizophrenic-lady-whose-homophobic-rant-went-viral, we thought she was another NOMster.

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