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WATCH: Nutso Lady Recites Strangely Entrancing Homophobic Poetry At NE Hearing

The Nebraska-based blog Aksarbent has turned us on to this old lady, who recites a homophobic Druid chant at a hearing on a  LGBT-protections ordinance proposed in the Cornhusker State.

Witness the lyrical genius of this nutbag, one Jane Skrovota:

“P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider…”

“A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”

Hillary Clinton‘s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”

“Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”

“Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bis, and orgiers then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 are gays.”

“Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”

“Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.”

“A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.”

“Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”

Please, someone nominate her for Poet Laureate of the Anti-Gay Nation. Note that her odd syntax and improper use of words (homicider, etc.) is intentional and part of her poetic license.