GENITAL EQUALITY

WATCH: Ready For More Full Frontal Male Nudity On HBO?

Hey HBO, your gay   female viewers have a boner to pick with you. They’re finally speaking out about the disparity between full frontal nude scenes featuring male and female actors. We They want some dude tube on the boob tube. While everyone appreciates Girls star Lena Dunham’s normal body that’s constantly on display, how about getting a peek at what Adam Driver’s packing. To be fair, during the past year the network has offered us Boardwalk Empire‘s Bobby Cannavale and True Blood‘s Alexander Skarsgard, but, come on, you’re a premium channel, show us Ryan Kwanten’s premium meat.

And as the ladies state in an aside to AMC: If you want to show us Jon Hamm’s dick, OK, we’ll look.

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17 Comments

  • ncman

    WTF, you spend the entire video asking for dong and then you refuse to show it yourself without pixilation. WTF

  • Cagnazzo82

    Is male penis the equivalent of female boobs?

    I’m gay and even I don’t think that.

  • Zodinsbrother

    @Cagnazzo82:

    Yes they talk about boobs in the video but the fact is, HBO is literally spilling over in vag.

  • redcarpet

    They need to show full hard-ons too. None of this floppy quick flashes of dick like in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

  • patricklee5150

    I agree with these women….HBO needs to show dicks.

  • alterego1980

    Don’t forget about Theon Greyjoy (Alfie Allen) in Game of Thrones. His noodle was all over the place as he screwed just about everything in site!

  • stanhope

    There should be DICKS for all!!!!!

  • Camsean01

    Love it, but the pixilation at the end sort of spoilt it.

  • CarrieV

    @Cagnazzo82: YES. The straight women want to see men’s penises. If not for titillation, then at least for equality’s sake ;) If it’s good for the gander, it’s good for the goose, or some such thing.

  • Mark Jenkins

    Now that you’ve mentioned it, there does seem to be some sort of reverse double standard going on here. It doesn’t HAVE to be stiff- (that might qualify as porn, I suppose) on the other hand, a little left to the imagination gives us a little something to hope for!

  • coffeeaugur

    Damn Baby??? Whose that guy on the right at the end?!!!

  • ChgoReason

    Yes! John Snow, full frontal!

  • Jezzerat

    “While everyone appreciates Girls star Lena Dunham’s normal body that’s constantly on display…”

    We… do?

  • Evji108

    Dong is good, but how about some ball action? They show naked guys from behind humping a woman all the time, but we never see balls, in real life you see balls when a naked guy is leaning over. Backside ball is even more of a taboo than dong, I don’t think I’ve ever seen it on TV or in films. Bring us backside ball action, it’s a real thing and it’s hot.

  • musclemutt

    @CarrieV: I believe the expression is “good for a gander is good for a goose” JK

  • crowebobby

    @musclemutt: I’ve always heard it as “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.” That’s going back 77 years, but perhaps there’s a region difference involved.

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