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“America’s Pastor”: Acting On Gay Feelings Like Punching A Guy In The Nose

Evangelical Christian megachurch pastor Rick Warren set up shop on CNN, America’s go-to network for right-wing Bible-toting nut-jobs to sound off about their “unbiased” hatred for gays, and had a heart-warming chat with Piers Morgan about sin.

Turns out, according to Mega Rick, having same-sex attractions ain’t so bad, it’s acting on that attraction that buys you a one-way ticket to Satan’s Cantina – Judy performs there on Tuesdays.

“I have all kind of natural feelings in my life,” the pastor said. “It doesn’t necessarily mean I should act on every feeling. Sometimes I get angry and I feel like punching a guy in the nose. It doesn’t mean I act on it.”

Really?

Really.

The pastor continued, “Sometimes I feel attracted to women who are not my wife. I don’t a–just because I have a feeling doesn’t make it right.”

Just because he didn’t finish that sentence, and just because in a month from now a sex scandal might erupt, and just because it might be in a bathroom stall with a male undercover police officer won’t make us right.

It would make us pretty happy though.