Evangelical Christian megachurch pastor Rick Warren set up shop on CNN, America’s go-to network for right-wing Bible-toting nut-jobs to sound off about their “unbiased” hatred for gays, and had a heart-warming chat with Piers Morgan about sin.
Turns out, according to Mega Rick, having same-sex attractions ain’t so bad, it’s acting on that attraction that buys you a one-way ticket to Satan’s Cantina – Judy performs there on Tuesdays.
“I have all kind of natural feelings in my life,” the pastor said. “It doesn’t necessarily mean I should act on every feeling. Sometimes I get angry and I feel like punching a guy in the nose. It doesn’t mean I act on it.”
The pastor continued, “Sometimes I feel attracted to women who are not my wife. I don’t a–just because I have a feeling doesn’t make it right.”
Just because he didn’t finish that sentence, and just because in a month from now a sex scandal might erupt, and just because it might be in a bathroom stall with a male undercover police officer won’t make us right.
It would make us pretty happy though.