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WATCH: Ryan Lochte Shaves His Entire Body, “Even The Bits You Don’t See!”

Screen shot 2013-05-02 at 1.31.59 PMRyan Lochte may not come across as the most intelligent being on Earth, but when you have a body like that, who the hell cares?

In the latest episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, this stunt queen let the cameras inside his bathroom to film the most homoerotic thing we’ve seen all week: a muscular straight man shaving his legs with gold-plated razors.

More importantly, he’s answering the burning question that’s been on everyone’s mind since the first time he entered the pool at the 2008 Olympics. Yes, Ryan Lochte shaves every inch of his body—even “the bits you don’t see”!

But honestly, you would too if you had a set of three custom-made, gold-plated razors.

The job takes roughly four-five hours to complete, which is about the same amount of time we spent replaying this clip this morning. Now excuse us while we watch it again.