We never thought we’d be happy there was a Jersey Shore. But if there wasn’t, then there’d be no Snooki to appear on Anderson and get the Coop to get his spray-tan on, live on camera. That body is a little ridonkulously white, no?

Who are we kidding, we’d take Andy if he was slathered in Miracle Whip.

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