We’ve never participated in an exorcism, but we’ve seen them in movies. And then there’s this submission from a reader, from the Manifested Glory Ministries in Bridgeport, Conn., where husband-and-wife team Patricia and Kelvin Mckinney (who can make you live longer!) work to expel the gay demon living inside this young man. Notes Manifested Glory on its YouTube page, “This man had a spirit in him. It can not stay it has to go. The Homosexual spirit is not of GOD!!!!!” We won’t even get into whether this “religious” practice (which, evidently, involves physical abuse) works or not — but we’re nearly certain writhing around the ground will not impact your biological preference for other men.