What Does A-List: New York‘s Austin Armacost Have In Common With Keith Richards? They’re Size Queens
And they both like to make fun of their frienemies’ dick sizes! In his new autobiography Life Keith Richards goes after Mick Jagger for having a tiny wang (or, in Keith speak, a “tiny todger” but also has “an enormous pair of balls”). Sort of like Austin Armacost did on this week’s A-List: New York, insulting the size of Reichen Lehmkuhl’s manhood.
If you’ve been watching (all both episodes of) LOGO’s new reality series, you know that Austin is the token troublemaker, going after Reichen — who he spent a weekend with in Palm Springs many years ago. But now Austin is back in town after a NYC hiatus following his break up with Marc Jacobs, and he has his sights set on his one-time fling, who’s already taken (see: Rodney).
But why let that stop Austin from revealing some intimate details about his make out buddy / spring fling / co-star?
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For the record, Austin used to look like this. When he was a model.