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What Is NBC’s New Gay Comedy About?

Last week NBC picked up a half-hour comedy called I Hate That I Love You, from Will & Grace creator Jhoni Marchenko, greenlighted by NBC’s incoming (via Comcast) chief Bob Greenblatt. So what is this show about?

You tell us! One of the following descriptions is the show’s official logline. The others are made up. Which is real?

• A lesbian couple introduces two of its straight friends to one another and what results is both instant attraction and an abortion.

• A straight couple introduces two of its lesbian friends to one another and what results is both instant attraction and a pregnancy.

• Twelve men compete for the heart of James Franco.

• Twelve men compete for the heart of Rupert Everett.

• Scott Lively, Martin Ssempa, and Rick Santorum reveal they’re in a throuple.