Levi Johnston. Remember him? He’s the father of failed vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s grandson and one-time Playgirl model.
As you may recall, Johnston burst into national consciousness in August 2008 when Sarah Palin announced that her 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, was five months pregnant with his child. Not only that, but the two teenagers, who were high school sweethearts, were engaged to be married! Isn’t that exciting?!
The wedding was called off, however, shortly after the election.
In the ensuing months, Johnston did a series of high profile TV interviews, during which he talked about feeling used and discarded by the McCain campaign and never missed a chance to trash the Palins.
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Not only did he call B.S. on Bristol’s post-pregnancy efforts to promote teen abstinence, but he said he was “pretty sure” Sarah knew her daughter was sexually active when, as Governor of Alaska, she publicly stated that kids should wait until marriage to have sex.
Then in a bombshell interview with Vanity Fair in September 2009, Johnston claimed Sarah initially wanted to keep Bristol’s pregnancy a secret and even offered to adopt the baby and raise it as her own.
The Palins responded by calling the claims “untrue, malicious, and appalling” and said Johnston was just “attention-seeking and desperate.”
Johnston’s popularly reached its apex in November 2009 with a highly-publicized, highly-disappointing appearance in Playgirl, where he was purportedly paid $100,000 for six photos. None of the pictures were full frontal, however, leaving many readers who paid for the magazine feeling ripped off.
And not long after that, he fell back into obscurity.
So what happened next?
Well, in July 2010, Johnston and Bristol briefly (very briefly!) got back together. Johnston issued a statement apologizing to the Palins for all the nasty things he had said about them over the years and claiming that most of it was “not completely true.”
Three weeks later, however, he and Bristol split up again and he issued another statement saying, um, actually, he “never lied about anything” and regretted ever apologizing.
Then in 2011, as rumors were swirling that Sarah was considering a 2012 bid for the White House, Johnston attempted to recapture some of his earlier popularity by publishing a memoir titled Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.
Much like his Playboy photo shoot, however, the 300-page book underdelivered on its promise to “air the true story of the Palin household.” It also underdelivered on its sales projections and ultimately wound up in bookstore bargain bins shortly after its release.
Over the next few years, Johnston flirted with the idea of running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, a title formerly held by his ex-mother-in-law, and dabbled in reality television, appearing as a “celebrity coach” on an episode of some show called Mansformation.
Then in 2016, when Sarah was once again rumored to be considering a run for the presidency, it was reported that Johnston was negotiating the terms for a second appearance in Playgirl.
Someone claiming to be a rep for the magazine confirmed it was in talks with Johnston, but that the deal would only be inked if he agreed to go full frontal this time. The photoshoot never happened, however, because Johnston’s wife, Sunny, who he married in 2012, purportedly squashed the idea.
Since then, he hasn’t really been in the headlines. In fact, he seems to be actively avoiding them.
Today, Johnston, now 30, lives a quiet life in Wasilla with Sunny and their three daughters–Breeze, Indy, and Delta Jo. He works as an electrician and occasionally shares photos of his family with his roughly 7,200 Instagram followers.
And though he will likely never rid himself of the stink of the Palins, he does seem to be pretty well-adjusted for someone whose 20s can only be described as tumultuous, troubling, and maybe just a little bit titillating, too.
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succubus
I read somewhere that someone in the photog crew remarked about the size of his member and showed him pics of past models. he then decided to do the burt reynolds thing.
Boston495
Did he decline to show because he was small?
Spidey137
I wouldn’t mind seeing his micro-penis. That was actually one of the great things about “Playgirl.” A lot of the guys didn’t have 6-packs or 12-inch dicks. Levi always had a dirty redneck in a good way vibe.
Cam
No you didn’t read that.
brian6767
Kathy Griffin once said that she has seen Levi’s “johnson”, and said that “Bristol Palin didn’t lose Dancing With The Stars because she was a bad dancer; she lost because she was sore”
ThinkPlease
Who? 🙂
dali
His three daughters? Who’s the other kid in the photos? Enquiring minds want to know.
Harley
That is his son with Barstool.
dinard38
Barstool. LOL!!!!!
CBHaynes
Impressive, looks like the young man has made a great life for himself and surrounded by love — a lot more than you can say about those dreadful loudmouthed (and just plain mean) Palins.
PS: His butt shots were amazing in the day!
#damn
BoylesqueBubble
Graham, the way you obsessively cover heterosexual men and their lives, leads me to wonder if you’re on some sort of registry list somewhere.
Donston
I mean, it’s not unusual for “queer” males to stay obsessed with heterosexual, “straight”, overall hetero-leaning, non homo-ambitions, and closeted dudes. While at this point it’s just a part of his shtick and his agenda. As for Johnston, he’s a handsome and basic looking white guy who has a cute family. Good for him on not getting into a marriage for the sake of politics and religion.
BoylesqueBubble
@donston His obsession is like a registered sex offender. It’s gross. It’s all he ever talks about and obsesses over. Straight men. But having seen Graham’s pasty ass give “readings” on YouTube with his Minnie Mouse voice, it’s not surprising. Somehow any reddit blurb or column, is newsworthy to him. He’s nasty!
dhmonarch89
you forgot about when he was on Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D List…they were ‘dating’ and went to the Teen Choice awards together…. He needs to stop having kids- 4 kids, the world is over populated as it is we should really limit the number of kids people have, especially stupid people….
Vince
So this is like the 5th kid he’s had by age 30. Damn.
Large families were a thing in the past because they needed the kids to work the farm. Today it’s just one more mouth to feed and no way can he properly support 5 kids and probably more the way he’s going. Can’t imagine his future child supports costs.
peaceserenitytoday17
It’s really none of you’re concern how many kids he has. Obviously he’s able to support them. They all look healthy and happy. He has proven to be a good father to them.
Henreid
“It’s really none of you’re concern how many kids he has. Obviously he’s able to support them.”
The world is overpopulated with human beings and we are destroying the planet. So, I disagree with you: it is in the interest of EVERYONE for families to be small. It’s not a question of how many children the parents can support. Instead, it is a matter of limiting our own population on earth so that we can preserve the natural world and avoid a desolate future.
jayceecook
@Vince Counting must have never been your strong suit huh? Unless it was the number of ***** you could unload in one night.
jayceecook
@Henreid It’s not so much the number of people on the planet as it is what those people are doing TO THE PLANET. We could most likely support everybody fine in the current population if people weren’t war mongering, power hungry, capitalist pigs, and religious zealots who hoard resources they don’t actually need.
And if you’re so concerned about the world’s population maybe keep up with the latest studies. Population growth is shrinking and countries are already facing a population decline. The US isn’t one of them predictably. While population decline sounds good it actually is going to create problems for many generations to come as there will be less younger people to support aging generations as has been the way for pretty much all of existence. It’s funny because so many people who complain about the need for population control rarely address the adverse effects it will bring. Maybe do less preaching about how many kids people should have and work towards addressing those issues.
Rock-N-RollHS
@ jayceecook So true.
Vince
jayceecook
Aren’t you a smug ray of sunshine. I was counting his other kid from Palin as well. Unless you don’t think that counts? Maybe it’s you that needs to learn how to count?
Also the population is not shrinking. Will add another 2 Billion people to the planet by 2050. Of coarse by then you’ll have limited resources due to global warming so that will be fun.
jayceecook
@Vince Why thank you for the compliment. But his kid with B.P. is Tripp and that’s him in the photos with the girls. How does 1 boy + 3 girls = 5 kids?
You might also want to check out the IHME’s most recent study sunshine. Granted it’s just hit the media a few days ago but surely you have the time to catch up given current events.
Vince
jayceecook
Yes you’re right about him having 4 kids. Didn’t realize one of them was his kid from Palin.
Will still add another 2 billion to the planet by 2050. The 2100 figure is based on peoples increased prosperity and education but it’s also assuming the planet will be the same which I don’t think it will. Global warming is going to create less land and more hungry displaced people.
BrinLondo
Named his girls after drag queens. Sad.
ShowMeGuy
and strippers.
DarkZephyr
He has a nice looking family. Good for him.
Tombear
He is a nice looking guy that is dumber than a box of rocks. Hey he seems happy and all in all that is all that matters.
Troysky
@Tombear is right. And, sure, Levi does have a classically handsome face, and my pervy side secretly hopes he’s bi….but re everything else who really cares? Frankly, I’m glad he looks happy. This world needs it.
Hdtex
Wasilla……where he lives quietly, smoking meth. And reeking of flop-sweat and desperation.
Norm
I wonder if Sarah was tapping him?
justyouandi
Henreid, looks like you’ve been drinking the Kool-Aid. The planet is going to be just fine.
JB
Yes, that’s true. The planet will continue to spin and adapt any way it has to in order to survive regardless of how we treat it. However, the science is very clear about the negative effects of overpopulation on humanity, wildlife, and plant life. Earth simply isn’t equipped to handle overpopulation so it will need to use whatever is at its disposal to continue on its course. If we continue at our current rate, whole species (including humankind) risk the possibility of being wiped out prematurely. Just sayin’…
ShowMeGuy
His Playgirl pics were good for the *guy next door* appetite even with keeping the entertainment center covered. LOL However the yearly *college stud* edition always contained much better looking guys. But Levi could hold his own, he wasn’t difficult to look at.
He was used as a prop by Palin, Inc in their elitist attempt at pandering to *the common people* and sadly……many of those *common people* ate it up.
I’m glad he got away from that circus as much as is possible when you share a kid with crazy people.
He is one of those “HHmmmmm, I wonder whatever happened to WHOZZITTS?”.
Now, I’m wondering which way he votes most of the time.
shanfrina
… Still a Loser after all these Yrs.!?! LOL!!!
jayceecook
Do tell grandpa. What great accomplishments have you made to benefit the world? Maybe you should just stay on your lawn and STFU.
D_Bro
How is having a happy family and a good job being a loser? Unless you have some amazing credentials that the world doesn’t know about, STFU!
Low Country Boy
I always thought he was adorable, and loved his appearances with Kathy Griffin on her show. I will say this about Bristol Palin: How many c0cks can she accidentally fall on, get pregnant, and still claim to be an abstinance advocate?
Preppy1000
I saw the pics he did for Playgirl. He was VERY handsome, pumped up and had a nice butt. Too bad he wouldn’t do full frontal. I’m just glad to see he still looks great and is happy and healthy and has a beautiful family.
Heywood Jablowme
I had totally forgotten about Levi. But thanks for the reminder. Anything that reminds me of the 2008 election (& its outcome) makes me smile!
Me2
Good for him! He looks genuinely happy.
Cam
So he’s done far better for himself than Palin’s kids have.
nitejonboy
Well nice to know he has a nice family now, too bad he’s dumber than a sack of hair..and he should be shot for the names he’s given those kids…I had to stare at that pic for a minute or so to figure out that kid wasn’t missing an arm, I need to get these glasses tuned up,lol..yeah his playgirl pics were okay but not enough to ” use ” if you know what I mean…but the porn parody of his life was pretty hot, whoever that lead actor was I’d love to see him again. The Palins will always be the white trash of politics.