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Cristiano Ronaldo gets his Ken doll abs poked on Japanese television. Konnichiwa!

https://youtu.be/zkXSx8Vltus

Did she just say nipple dick? Jennifer Lawrence has one dirty mouth and we’re all ears.

Matt McGorry uses a bit of irony and the nipples of Miley Cyrus and Chrissy Teigen to #freethenipple.

Hi. This is a photo of me from my bodybuilding years, circa 2010. And these are the nipples of @mileycyrus and @chrissyteigen (I hope you don’t mind me borrowing them!) from their Instagram posts that were removed due to the dangerousness of their visible female nips. Can’t you tell by how perverse my photo has become without my asexual male nippies? Sarcasm. If you’re new to the #FreeTheNipple movement (like I am!) let me tell you what I think I understand about it. The banning of women’s nipples may sound normal or even inconsequential as you think, “well, women’s nipples are more sexual than men’s nipples”. But that’s not some scientific fact. It’s because of how our society so heavily sexualizes women. And it should be up to the individual woman to decide if she wants to show them, just like men have the choice. Part of the stand of #FreeTheNipple is about the right of women to claim what their breasts and nipples mean to THEM, and not have that be defined by how men and much of society decides what their boobies mean. At this point, if you’re still clinging to the notion of “well, that’s just the way it’s been,” then you might reconsider thinking of yourself as a rational and progressive person. If you have breasts, you might think, “I’m not interested in showing my niplets on social media or in public,” in which case you should feel free to keep ‘em swaddled! But shouldn’t you support the freedom of CHOICE of the INDIVIDUAL woman to do this even if YOU don’t want to? Like, even if you’d never be interested in joining a protest, wouldn’t you think it’s important to have the CHOICE to be able to legally protest, if one so chooses? The answer is yes. You might be thinking to yourself, there are way more important issues out there than women being able to expose their bumpy buttons whenever men can. But it’s not just about getting an even tan; it’s one piece of the puzzle of creating deep change in the way our society objectifies women and creates these different standards for men and women (and other genders). At the heart of it, it’s simply about gender equality and equal rights. – #FreeTheNipple and photoshop newbie

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Lady Gaga absolutely kills “La Vie en Rose,” reminds us why we fell in love with her from the start.

Get ready to see lots of college football hunk Clay Honeycutt strutting around in his underwear on the next season of Big Brother. Yowza.

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Morrissey throws some grade-A emo shade at Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran. “It’s very rare that a record label does something for the good of music. Thus we are force-fed such as Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith, which at least means that things can’t possibly get any worse. It is sad, though. There’s no spontaneity now, and it all seems to be unsalvageable.”

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15 Comments

  • Desert Boy

    I never watched ‘Big Brother’ until this season and it’s all about Clay Honeycutt. He is so damned beautiful.

  • DarthKitsune

    It sounds like Miss. Morrissey is a little bitter at the attention Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran are getting from the executives and public. That’s not a good look bro!

  • OzJosh

    Gaga certainly kills La Vie En Rose – stone dead. Just terrible.

  • Billy Budd

    Crissy Ronaldo is sexy. I bet he is bisexual.

  • Saint Law

    @DarthKitsune: He’s spot on – they’re shite.

  • Tracy Pope

    Have never cared for Morrissey. As much as I tried to get into the Smiths way back when his attitude and voice just made me want to scream “Go away and get it over with already”. He seems to have not let up and only gotten more cantankerous, much like an old miserable woman.

  • sportyguy1983

    Reality show “actor” = trash. It is a known prerequisite. No matter how hot someone is, being on a reality show makes you completely unattractive.

  • Billy Budd

    What is the difference between Stud, Jock and Hunk?

  • Cagnazzo82

    Looks are somewhat deceiving with Clay. Under the muscle he has a truly awful/self-entitled personality.

    The hunky jocks on Big Brother last year were a lot more fun than this guy who’s full of himself and somewhat bigoted to boot.

  • jason smeds

    This Free The Nipple thing is ridiculous. Anyone who says a woman should be able to show her nipples is forgetting one crucial thing: a woman’s breasts are part of her reproductive system, a man’s aren’t.

  • NJjoe

    @Cagnazzo82:

    Agreed 100%. He maybe pretty to look at but his self entitlement attitude is a complete turnoff.I don’t really care much for him other than being the only eye candy this season.

    Yes, the guys from last season were much more hotter. Oh, that Caleb, made me tingle-LOL-but true.

  • SFHarry

    @jason smeds: So you are saying butt holes should be just fine? (Non-reproductive, Okay; Reproductive, no-no).

  • Stenar

    I agree with Morrissey.

  • ibernard

    Pardon me. I hate to interrupt a singer. Especially one singing LA VIE EN ROSE.

    Dear Lady Gaga:

    Have you ever heard Grace Jones’ version of said song?
    There will NEVER be another. Not yours and not Edith Piaf.

    Grace Jones kicks the house down when she sings LA VIE EN ROSE.
    Let’s just get that straight.

    Get back to your meat dress and Tony Bennett.

    Love you (not)!

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