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Who Found Love (Or Bathroom Lust) at the Perry Trial?

As Olson/Boies battles Cooper/Thompson in the federal Prop 8 trial, feelings will be hurt, sides will be taken, and battles will be won. But at least two attendees of Perry v. Schwarzenegger are enjoying the proceedings in their own special way: by getting it on in the courthouse bathroom.

We hear the twosome was spotted making out during either a recess or the lunch break at Thursday’s Perry proceedings. The pairing “was full on making out, in that gross high school sort of way,” relays an eyewitness, who had the misfortune of walking in on the coupling in the loo. And while it would’ve made us all warm fuzzy to report the tongue session was of the same-sex variety, it wasn’t; the spit swapping was full blown heterosexual.

Well, at least someone — or someones — are enjoying the show.

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  • Sam

    Damn heterosexuals! Everything they do is about promiscuous sex!

  • emb

    Seriously, Sam! I don’t care what those people do in the privacy of their own bedrooms, but why do they have to rub our faces in it? Eew.

  • Yuki

    Wow, that’s… wow. And to think WE get accused of trying to have sex everywhere.

  • schlukitz

    I think this is hilarious.

    It just proves that heterosexuals are human and just as prone to “instant gratification” and “lustful sex”as gays.

    It’s about time that they (the hets) got honest with themselves.

  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    Itchy and Scratchy?

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